Basically just a god among men. Type of guy that spills lemonade at a restaurant and genuinely feels bad about it so he wipes it up with his all-powerful penis, all with a smile on his face. Type of guy who never misplaces a sock, and always has exact change. He can speak german, in french. An Aaron is constantly told that he is the funniest person that someone has ever met, but he is far too focused on fighting off malicious viruses for the good of mankind to even except the compliment. An Aaron always has the answer but pretends not to sometimes because he doesnt want to be percieved as a know it all. Aarons often come up with catchphrases that other people pick up but he doesnt mind everyone stealing his material because he'll just think up something even more awesome tomorrow. Aarons can spit in to the wind. Aarons can count their chickens beofre they hatch, and then use that number to draw a mural of the meaning of life. An Aaron can lick his own elbow (go ahead, try it you little chump. yep couldnt do it, could you? Youre no fucking Aaron, thats a for sure) Aaron is a traditionally a jewish name but that doesnt stop him from dunking on a full sized basketball hoop, while eating pork.
by HeyImAaron January 11, 2010
by carolinecrazychaos June 14, 2008
Worst person to ever walk the face of the earth. A bad person and a danger to society. Especially if the last name is “He”.
by Kevin Nguyen August 02, 2020
A sexy cunt, loved by everyone. a huge fucker and is one of the most wonderful names ever, he is so charming beautiful, most of the time words cant describe him. Evetyone loves him so much, he has a massive haart and a massive dick, He is gental person and a horny cunt.
aaron is a dickhead.
by KILLER CUNT. August 14, 2011
Aaron is a sweet, loving, caring guy who will never let you down. Being near him will give you butterflies and make you ungodly happy. Aaron's are usually handsome, but never really know it until you tell them. They are very modest. Aaron's are extremely smart, caring, and selfless. They will do anything for you.
"Ugh. Blake was being a jerk last night. I wish he was like Aaron."
"Yeah, Aaron never does that to me."
"Yeah, Aaron never does that to me."
by kyconner February 18, 2016
by Precummer January 30, 2020
A man with the biggest penis your vagina has ever engulfed. An Aaron is the greatest of the great. Probably has a dog, or better yet, two dogs (no cats for this guy.) Even his shits are all mighty! It takes a great woman to tame an Aaron, and when she has, he is hers for all of eternity. Aaron is loyal, trust worthy and has a jaw of steel. Everyone wants to be his friend, but unless you are genuine, step aside.
by Sfunk44 August 06, 2017