Jukked

Getting jukked can mean a couple of things:

A. To stumble, get tangled up, clipped or twisted

B. To get laid

A. Dude, that gymnast's wrist just got so Jukked and he cracked his brain!

B. Yo, i was about to finger bang Kymie last night and Anthony crept in the room and started chirping 'juk'? 'juk'? That faggot ruined my whole session!

by Louis Skolnick June 21, 2006

jukker

super lazy person. A person who does nothing all day. A rude person. A person that steals stuff or takes something.

Get of the couch. Stop being a jukker.

I got ripped off like a jukker.
Lazy jukker.
Don't steal stuff or you'll be a juker

by karteler July 16, 2014

juked

to be fooled or purposely mislead.

That nigga juked me. He said he was gonna pay me back, but he didn't.

by Quintin Lewis November 7, 2004

juked

To ejaculate. Typically done in a disrespectful manner.

"Jimmy said he picked up a $20 blowjob whore in Oakland last night and juked in her mouth."

by affluent geoffrey July 22, 2019

Junked

a very bad hangover; used to express the way you feel after a hard night of drinking when all you can do is lay down.

Man, I'm completely junked today. I can hardly see straight.

by Joe2009 October 13, 2009

you got juked

Verb: When someone plays a mediocre joke on someone else and they don't fall for it

Person 1: "oh my gosh my phone just broke"
Person 2: "bro no it didn't"
Person 1: "lol yea it's just a prank YOU GOT JUKED

by LilyLenaSophia April 14, 2017

Junked

When you press or rub your bulge on any part of someone with or without their consent.

Dang, Jeff just totally junked that girl by the bar.

Girl you best move your chair and let me pass unless you want your back junked.

by the boogie man lives! December 12, 2010