Juergen

He usually has a huge penis and a small nose, his last name normally starts with a B and he catches feelings so easily for people he doesn’t think he has a chance with but really does. He also says he is 5’9 but is actually like 5’10-5’11
Wow that man is insanely cute, his name must be Juergen
by Momosheesh November 23, 2020
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Juergened

When you are at work and a Micro-manager of German descent constantly interrupts you with their own agenda that never pans out. You spend hours a day working on hair-brain ideas that never work.
I was in the middle of a critical project and I got Juergened... I will spend hours on his idea and nothing will ever come of it.
by MiddleStallFantacy June 03, 2013
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juergen

Juergen is guys name for people who get drunk on the weekends and regrets it Sunday afternoon. Still they do it again next Saturday.
I was so drunk, Juergen.
Juergen, Juergen, Juergen i have such a shit headache.
Another Juergen and i will die a horrible death.
by FranzE February 02, 2010
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