Juergened 

When you are at work and a Micro-manager of German descent constantly interrupts you with their own agenda that never pans out. You spend hours a day working on hair-brain ideas that never work.

I was in the middle of a critical project and I got Juergened... I will spend hours on his idea and nothing will ever come of it.

Juergened by MiddleStallFantacy June 3, 2013

juergen 

Juergen is guys name for people who get drunk on the weekends and regrets it Sunday afternoon. Still they do it again next Saturday.

I was so drunk, Juergen.
Juergen, Juergen, Juergen i have such a shit headache.
Another Juergen and i will die a horrible death.

juergen by FranzE February 2, 2010

Juergen 

He usually has a huge penis and a small nose, his last name normally starts with a B and he catches feelings so easily for people he doesn’t think he has a chance with but really does. He also says he is 5’9 but is actually like 5’10-5’11

Wow that man is insanely cute, his name must be Juergen

Juergen by Momosheesh November 22, 2020

Jurgened 

The act of leading a girl on to believe you want something serious due to excitement of the thought of a relationship, then dropping a "I do not want to commit" bomb because 'fear' took over.

Why did you guys stop seeing each other?

Oh I got jurgened

Jurgened by kkbj October 16, 2014

Jurgened

The act of getting extremely drunk while maintaining an overly positive and generous vibe.
To be Jurgened one must be the drunkest person in the room but also a peacemaker and diplomat.
Those who regularly Jurgen usually form special relationships with bar staff resulting in discounts due to the sheer number of rounds bought for others. Jameson is ofteb a popular choice for Jurgeners.

Jack has been underperforming lately, we need to take him out and get him Jurgened.

Jurgened by NotClarky April 3, 2026