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jude bellingham 

hottest man alive. my husband :)
jude is mine, all mine.
jude bellingham means that he is the hottest man
jude bellingham by ms.b3llingh4m January 16, 2023

Jude Bellingham 

Jude Bellingham is an English professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Bundesliga club Borussia Dortmund and the England national team. He is know for his playing, but also his charming looks. Not only should he be famous for his amazing playing skills, but he should also be famous for his beauty. He is and should be considered the definition of cute. He is a cutie-patootie.
“Jude Bellingham is the definition of cute.”
Jude Bellingham by sxtrbyyy April 2, 2023

Jude Bellingham 

Jude Bellingham is the most sexiest and handsome i want to suck his bbc down my throat and give him the most sloppiest sexy scene
Jude Bellingham by msgirlypoo February 18, 2023

Jude Bellingham 

Living proof that life isn't fair, like who gets to be the world's sexiest man and an extremely successfull football player all at once? Oh right, Jude does.
If anyone knows his current location I will travel after him anywhere.
Why are you watching the English national team play, you don't even care about football?

Cause Jude Bellingham is just too fine to look away.

Jude Bellingham 

Did you see who scored the winner for Real Madrid against getafe today? Let me guess it was Jude Bellingham the GOAT
Jude Bellingham by HALAMDRID26 September 2, 2023

Jude bellingham 

He is the most handsome white/black soccer player he is Aline’s man he propose last year they will live happily ever after
OMG that’s jude bellingham, Aline’s man
Jude bellingham by Judith567 November 22, 2023
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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