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A guy with a very big penis, usually makes great jokes and is very friendly. Above average IQ, usually about 130-135.
Very cute and opinionated, compared to those named Neri, etc. Loves memes.
Have you seen the new kid named Jubaid, he is very cute and kind.
Jubaid by NotJubaid October 8, 2018
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Pathetic Minecraft tryhard who's a huge nub
"Wow, that Jukaido guy sucks!"
jukaido by RemmieSheep June 7, 2020
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The coolest guy ever. Someone who has an immaculate haircut and an incredible sense of fashion (often used to describe models and singers from boybands). Junaid can also be used to refer to someone who resembles Lionel Messi when playing soccer
"Man I just listened to Zayn Malik, he's such a Junaid"

"Did you see Jack at the park, he pulled of a real Junaid moment during the match"

"I'm really pretty, do you think I have the Junaid it takes to become a model?"
junaid by J carnz October 28, 2013
The best person on Earth!!!!!!!!! Kind and funny and cool and handsome. You are so lucky if that is your name. You have the best character in the entire world.
THERE IS JUNAID, ONE OF THE COOLEST PEROSN AND KINDEST AND HANDOMEST PEROSN ALIVE.
Junaid by Citizen Khan is the best November 27, 2020

junaidicool 

An unfamiliar and infamous Roblox username. It would be cool if he's in the same server as you
Your friend junaidicool has joined the experience
junaidicool by 6380548622 July 21, 2021
Jukaido is the number one gamer on Minecraft Bedrock Edition. Jukaido is a transferable term, but this is only recieved by killing the current Jukaido.

This person occasionally cheats but is really attractive so that's fine!
Wow, I wish I could have jukaido on my scrim team.
Jukaido by Dolphin747377464 July 29, 2022

A Junaid 

1) The act of delaying prospective progress owing to unnecessary time wasting.

2) Ensuring bowel movements occur on sustained regularity prior to sustenance intake.
Person 1: "Are you coming to lunch yet?"
Person 2: "Hold On, I have to do a Junaid"
A Junaid by Barney44 July 14, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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