Juan Diego is the type of person that makes everyone laugh. His laugh alone makes everyone laugh. He is one of the truest friends you will find, he might be annoying sometimes but he usually means good. You are lucky if you have someone as loyal, funny, and caring as a Juan Diego. ( Usually class clown).
When, after a long night of partying, you wring a girl's panties (or a guys boxer shorts) out into a shot glass and take the shot.
Jesska: Oh man I can't wait to leave this bar so I can get home and take a chili juanego
Rob: Okay lets go. I've been dancing all night and it feels like my balls are in a deep fryer.
Hero who is rico suave, muy fuerte, guapo. He can be very serious, sensitive, and has a big heart. He knows how to save the day with his sense of humor and ability to enjoy life.
Did you see that girl with Juandingo?!? She is lucky to have such a strong, sexy guy. She was smiling from ear to ear! He is a hero in her heart and in her life.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!