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Juana Maria 

Marijuana backwards with an extra "a" to delunge some of the negative connotations away from the obvious "Good Times" this item delivers.
Person 1: Yo.. you know Juana Maria?
Person 2: Who the f*ck is that?
Person 1: Say it backwards... *wink
Person 2: Oh...!! yea yea I know her... she coo....
Juana Maria by Kashm September 19, 2006
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maria juana 

Maria Juana (Mary Jane) is another name for marihuana because the pronunciation in Spanish is very similar.
For you, ignorants who doesn't know what is marihuana,is a plant that one smokes and gives you a hell of a ride, meaning, a drug, and as such, illegal, though certain breeds of the marihuana are used legally by some as a form of therapy (lucky bastards)
A: hey man, i had a night with my fair lady, Maria Juana
B: how was that?
A: awesome!!!!
B: cool dude, can you get me $50 of it
A: of course dude
maria juana by Jack Spartan August 1, 2006

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is the emoticon face that visited the LGBTQ+ scratch studio (AKA the Gaehive) in June of 2021. He seems to use he/they pronouns. This is Pablo: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is our god.

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso 

A Renaissance painter who didn't really do his job all that well. Oh, and he had a really long name.
"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!"

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso 

A Renaissance painter with a really long name who didn't do his job very well.
"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!

Maia juan 

A typical asian, smart and cooks rice
Yo maia juan is my bestie because shes asian
Maia juan by Wocco November 3, 2022

Maiara Joana balde 

Maiara Joana balde is a wonderful and beautiful Girl who will always succeed she’s always happy to help others and always kind she’s may be difficult to understand but when u get to know her she’s the best person you could have as a friend she’s very honest and is Always up for fun
Maiara Joana balde is brutally honest but I’m a nice way
Maiara Joana balde by Tijojo November 23, 2021
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