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Ju Han is the hottest sexiest that ever walked this earth. His cock is so big it could circle around the world 5 times and still be long enough to give you a happy time in bed. He is also probably the smartest person in the entire universe as his mensa recorded iq is 350 which well surpasses that of albert einstien and wheelchair disabled man with robot voice. Ju han's amount of girlfriend exceeds the female population on earth as many girls come back from the dead to go out with him. Men also switch gender to be his girlfriend cuz he doesnt like gayboys. The world loves juhan and juhan loves the world. He is the saviour of human depression, the greatest sex machine to ever live, and a genius beyond his era. #juhanissosexy #allhailjuhan #iwanttosuckjuhans7.88878e+9inchcock
"Hey bro, are you going to that empty church this weekend or are you following all of us to the Ju Han shrine?"
Ju Han by redcreeper947 March 17, 2021
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Juhann is the type of person who you’d hate a lot. Juhanns always lie and you should never trust them in your life.They make excuses for everything and are weak cry babies.Juhanns will be capping left and right , up and down.Their hairlines look like their barber had a seizure. Generally no one likes Juhanns
Ew look at his crusty ass hairline, he’s also lying about his ‘real gf”. He has to be a Juhann.
Juhann by Juhannhaters4life May 24, 2022
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Ju Han • juhani • Juhana • juhanat • juhanisa • Juhann • juhanna • Ju • ju ju bean • ju ju bee
Finnish men name.

Finnish pronunciation sound like in English:
You-honey /juˈhʌni/.
Juhani is a common Finnish male given name.
Juhani by A finnish boy November 28, 2010
Juhana is a beautiful,smart, dependable, fun loving, hilarious and kind hearted. When you're around Juhana there's never a dull moment, She makes your like 20x better and really an amazing girl that comes off shy but will blow you off.She's the unique kind who loves to be your friend,bitchy when she wants to be and has a temper so don't tick her off.She is a wild cat in bed at times and can make you feel lucky.She can play 24/7 Call Of Duty with you if you're a gamer. Just an amazing friend would do.She enjoys sports, but only when it's hardcore and will leave you sweating in a leotard. She also likes reading but she likes writing even more.
Person 1: Who is that beautiful girl making everyone laugh?
Person 2: oh that's just Juhana. She makes everyone's life colourful. :D
Juhana by ListenHereYouFatCunt September 1, 2017
A girl who laughs in every syllable, because of everything and anything you say.
person A: i google myself.
juhanna: HE HE HA HA HA HA HA HO HU
juhanna by Jane Tuxedo December 22, 2008
red dragon
I saw a juhani in my dreams!
juhani by Eunji Choi January 28, 2004
A polite name for retard, could also be used as a synonym for atavism.
equals the phrase "flipping the bird" for giving the finger
Juhani by Anonymusretard1 October 23, 2012
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