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Jerimiah 

Jerimiah is a extremely talented, good looking, athletic, sweet, and kind gentleman. Jerimiahs are awesome friends and even better lovers. If you have found a Jerimiah, never let him go because a Jerimiahs are rare finds and can never be replaced.

Jerimiahs are artistic and have a soft side for music and the preforming arts.

Jerimiahs may seem intimidating with their protective side, but they are protective over the ones they truely love.
Jerimiah is such an amazing guy, I am so lucky to have him.
Jerimiah by mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsa March 5, 2013

Jerimiah 

That weirdass perverted kid in 2nd grade that taught you the F word
Mom: Where did you learn that word?

You: I didn't know it was bad Jerimiah taught me.
Jerimiah by Hugh.G Rection February 13, 2020

Jerimiah 

A very nice human. Would give you the shirt off his back, but you wouldn’t ask him because you don’t want him to go neky. Kind, funny, smart, and a great friend when he’s not being a moody bitch. Makes you laugh, even at his own expense. Someone you genuinely like being around even THO he’s a moody butch. But it’s okay because you accept him for who he is and all of his downfalls and there’s a lot but who gives a flying hoot because this is Jerimiah we re talking about and he’s the shit.
Oh my gawd, look at that azzhat helping that old lady load her grocery’s. He must be a Jerimiah
Jerimiah by Annie123% October 31, 2020

Jerimiah 

He will kiss you if he gets a chance
you are Jerimiah
Jerimiah by Tanwir=bad April 5, 2022

Jerimiah 

The Stinkiest nigga you will ever find on my life. But at times can be a good friend even though he has problems with not eating... I’m sayin this niggas fat Alr simple.
Jerimiah by Jackson Wallace August 28, 2018

Jerimiah Jakes

He is so fucking ugly. HE just happens to be my best friend, he let me fuck his girlfriend in front of him and didn't care. Basically, if u need someone to fap to he's ya boy
Man FUCK JERIMIAH JAKES HE SO AHHH
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