Jp’d
Jp’d by The wizard dictionary June 11, 2018
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JP'd
The act of getting shot down from sex, but not verbally, through your date passing out just before sex. Originating from .J.e.n. .P.e.n.n.e.r, must occur prior to both shirt and pants being removed or un-done.
"Dude, I totally got JP'D last night"
or
"Hey man did you get laid last night?"
"No bro I was so close but, she definately JP'D me!"
or
"Hey man did you get laid last night?"
"No bro I was so close but, she definately JP'D me!"
JP'd by John Slade June 29, 2009
Related Words
Jp’d • JP_DRAGON • JP Dinos • JP Donnelly • JP drunk • jp-dujko • Jp du toit • jpd • dirty j.p. • M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf
JP Donnelly
Before the Alpha, after the Omega. He causes to become the one who causes to become. The most epic man of all time.
1. JP Donnelly killed two birds with one Chuck Noris.
2. There is no such thing as global warming. JP Donnelly was cold, so he turned the sun up.
3. Noah was the only man notified before JP Donnelly relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
1. JP Donnelly killed two birds with one Chuck Noris.
2. There is no such thing as global warming. JP Donnelly was cold, so he turned the sun up.
3. Noah was the only man notified before JP Donnelly relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
JP Donnelly by Admiror of JP Donnelly December 24, 2009
JP Dinos
The dinosaurs from Jurassic Park.
Jp du toit
Jp du toit by BigPpSmalBiceps November 23, 2021
JP drunk
Achieving a state of inebriation that almost causes you to lose all of your friends in one night. Symptoms include slurred political tirades, kicking Gillian in the ribs, denying that you're drunk, denying that you're "kind of a bro", yelling "no! no! no! no!" for no apparent reason, and macking on lesbians.
"Yeah, I was JP drunk last night."
"Yeah, you talked about how you wanted to bang Ellen Degeneres and then you kicked a baby in the face."
"Yeah, you talked about how you wanted to bang Ellen Degeneres and then you kicked a baby in the face."
JP drunk by G. G. Allin February 12, 2010
JP_DRAGON
JP_DRAGON by TikraiNeEdvinas June 29, 2021
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