jpd

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by jolt123456789 August 05, 2008
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JPD

An acronym standing for John Proctor's Dick, John Proctor a main character in The Crucible is a handsome busty man that any women would definitely want to get with.
Marry Warren: Yo why is Abby always cravin the JPD.
Rebecca Nurse: Because she is a total slut bag, duh.
by Daddycrew November 07, 2012
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This guys is a jpd
by dhonistar March 21, 2019
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Yo jpd is a legend
by dhonistar March 21, 2019
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JPD

Juicy pussy disorder is a life long terminal illness that affects the pussy. It is extremely contagious, especially in men.
O my JPD is really flaring up
by Ammon estel November 04, 2022
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JPD

JPD, or "Jumps Per Day," is a concept created by influencer Jake Hutchinson, who believes jumping into any body of water is the key to better health. Whether it's a lake, river, or your neighbor's pool—if it’s wet, you’re in! Why? Because apparently, it's "good for you," and who are we to argue with science (or Jake)?.

To figure out your weekly JPD average, just count up all your jumps and divide by 7. It's that simple. Now get you numbers up!

Jump in the water this week, it’s good for ya!
"Get you JPD up, it's good for ya!"

".43 JPD this week!"
by Lumutrix October 02, 2024
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JPD

I ordered boards and bags through Texas Cornhole games and JPD brought them to my house.
by Cornhole champion April 14, 2019
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