jozzi

a nerd

Person 1: *adjusts glasses* I'm a discord mod.
Person 2: Bro you're acting like such a jozzi.

by m2345m April 13, 2021

Jozzi

Jozzi, the most beautiful, gorgeous, handsome, and many more synonyms for beautiful. He is one of the best Ohio Rizzers.
He made the wonderful video "jozzi Goss to the water park" and many more. Most say hes controversial but...

THAT'S FALSE MEDIA!
THAT'S FALSE MEDIA!
THAT'S FALSE MEDIA!

P1: "jozzi"
P2: "yea"

by HizuCAT September 2, 2023

jozzi

Smart ,funny ,kind, joyful. She is very athletic. She is artistic. She can make many friends

Me:Man! I wish Jozzi was mine! She’s so smart and hot!She would be a great girlfriend.

by Basketball May 17, 2018

jizzillion

A number so big that you ejaculate.

A jizzillion has so damn many numbers you cum your pants.

by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011

jizzidue

sticky mixture of silicone lube and jizz (and sometimes sack sweat) often found on keyboard keys, mice, doors, and faucets.

when no parents home i don't have to stealthsturbate: porn, lube, boxers off, both hands, loud, orgasm repeatedly. But that can be messy leaving jizzidue from the computer through cleanup into the bathroom.

masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.

leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.

impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice

jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive

by happymixture October 29, 2012

jizzics

Jesus + Physics = Jizzics

When Jesus walked on water he didn't defy the law of physics he obeyed the law of jizzics.

by polish penitrator October 19, 2010

Jazzing

When someone is lying or blowing up something up bigger than what it is.

Person 1: "My one Pikachu sweeped an entire team of Mewtwo."
Person 2: "He get to jazzing it."
Person 1: "I stamp I'm not jazzing."
Person 2: "You always lying I swear you the King of Jazzing."

by H2OMudkip September 4, 2016