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Person 1: *adjusts glasses* I'm a discord mod.
Person 2: Bro you're acting like such a jozzi.
jozzi by m2345m April 13, 2021
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Jozzi, the most beautiful, gorgeous, handsome, and many more synonyms for beautiful. He is one of the best Ohio Rizzers.
He made the wonderful video "jozzi Goss to the water park" and many more. Most say hes controversial but...

THAT'S FALSE MEDIA!
THAT'S FALSE MEDIA!
THAT'S FALSE MEDIA!
P1: "jozzi"
P2: "yea"
Jozzi by HizuCAT September 2, 2023
Related Words
jozzi Jozzie jozzin Jozzing Jozziah Jozzism jazzing jazzin jizzie jizzing
Smart ,funny ,kind, joyful. She is very athletic. She is artistic. She can make many friends
Me:Man! I wish Jozzi was mine! She’s so smart and hot!She would be a great girlfriend.
jozzi by Basketball May 17, 2018

jizzillion 

A jizzillion has so damn many numbers you cum your pants.
jizzillion by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011
sticky mixture of silicone lube and jizz (and sometimes sack sweat) often found on keyboard keys, mice, doors, and faucets.
when no parents home i don't have to stealthsturbate: porn, lube, boxers off, both hands, loud, orgasm repeatedly. But that can be messy leaving jizzidue from the computer through cleanup into the bathroom.

masturbating with boxers off guarantees no jizzidue on your clothes.

leave jizzidue on her face or jizzidue in her mouth if she finishes the handie with deep oral sex. I haven't left jizzidue in my boxers since elementary school.

impossible to not leave jizzidue in fleshlight or when bottoming out similar pleasure devices or pleasure orifice

jizzidue in her ass is contraceptive
jizzidue by happymixture October 29, 2012
Jesus + Physics = Jizzics
When Jesus walked on water he didn't defy the law of physics he obeyed the law of jizzics.
jizzics by polish penitrator October 19, 2010
When someone is lying or blowing up something up bigger than what it is.
Person 1: "My one Pikachu sweeped an entire team of Mewtwo."
Person 2: "He get to jazzing it."
Person 1: "I stamp I'm not jazzing."
Person 2: "You always lying I swear you the King of Jazzing."
Jazzing by H2OMudkip September 4, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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