Joy's rape

the act of forcefully fucking your spouse because you know she wants you too.

We got into an argument with Jane again so I Joy's raped her how she likes.

by K.i.M.u November 12, 2021

soldier's joy

Morphine, or perhaps Whiskey depending on the context.

"Gimme some of that Soldier's Joy, you know what I mean
I don't want to hurt no more my leg is turnin' green"

by MKat512 February 26, 2018

Hailey's Joy

(noun) The excitement and happiness felt when witnessing or experiencing something rare or possessing a rare trait or item.

John: I found a random crystal on the ground.
Sam: Holy Moly, that crystal has a 1/347287473419338926472 of being found by a person, YOU'VE GOT HAILEY'S JOY!!!

by Boss Omnipan June 27, 2024

Dunning-Kruger’s Kill-Joy

A guy who, due to ego or low intelligence, refuses to acknowledge that he didn’t get understand the joke, so instead resorts to insisting that there was never a joke in the first place. He will often criticize the intelligence of the person telling the joke on the basis that they were serious.

“Make sure not to use satire around that guy! He’s Dunning-Kruger’s Kill-Joy, he’ll trap you in an argument you never actually made!”

by CountSnoww November 18, 2021

Let's Dance to Joy Division

Song that apparently upset already depressed Joy Division fans. Kinda pathetic if you look at SongMeanings and similar sites and see their reaction to an indie band mentioning their brilliant band in a song. Oh, the song's also by The Wombats.

Teenager: Hey, did you hear that song Let's Dance to Joy Division? I love it!
JD fan: Fuck you, you don't have the right to listen to that kinda stuff... you little teenybopper.

by Atwood December 23, 2008

joy-spreader

An individual met on trains with an effortless disregard for all conventions of society and so one who refuses to be brought down.
Will often engage in conversation with total strangers and with you, and their words may be sad, moving, joyous, outrageous and intelligent but impossible to disagree with. You leave the encounter feeling as though you may have met Jesus.

Their actions may sometimes border on insane, but with no active effort they therefore spread joy.

joy-spreader: (Shouted on leaving the train) Hotdogs and sunshine and reggae music and happiness!

by na1ndo8z May 10, 2011

joy stick

n Slang for penis. The stick that provides much joy.

"Who wants to play with my joy stick"
"I'm just gona go have some fun with my joy stick"
"My joy stick doesn't work anymore"

by Ad0 June 23, 2007