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soldier's joy 

Morphine, or perhaps Whiskey depending on the context.
"Gimme some of that Soldier's Joy, you know what I mean
I don't want to hurt no more my leg is turnin' green"
soldier's joy by MKat512 February 26, 2018

Hailey's Joy 

(noun) The excitement and happiness felt when witnessing or experiencing something rare or possessing a rare trait or item.
John: I found a random crystal on the ground.
Sam: Holy Moly, that crystal has a 1/347287473419338926472 of being found by a person, YOU'VE GOT HAILEY'S JOY!!!
Hailey's Joy by Boss Omnipan June 27, 2024

Dunning-Kruger’s Kill-Joy 

A guy who, due to ego or low intelligence, refuses to acknowledge that he didn’t get understand the joke, so instead resorts to insisting that there was never a joke in the first place. He will often criticize the intelligence of the person telling the joke on the basis that they were serious.
“Make sure not to use satire around that guy! He’s Dunning-Kruger’s Kill-Joy, he’ll trap you in an argument you never actually made!”

Let's Dance to Joy Division 

Song that apparently upset already depressed Joy Division fans. Kinda pathetic if you look at SongMeanings and similar sites and see their reaction to an indie band mentioning their brilliant band in a song. Oh, the song's also by The Wombats.
Teenager: Hey, did you hear that song Let's Dance to Joy Division? I love it!
JD fan: Fuck you, you don't have the right to listen to that kinda stuff... you little teenybopper.
Let's Dance to Joy Division by Atwood December 23, 2008

joy-spreader 

An individual met on trains with an effortless disregard for all conventions of society and so one who refuses to be brought down.
Will often engage in conversation with total strangers and with you, and their words may be sad, moving, joyous, outrageous and intelligent but impossible to disagree with. You leave the encounter feeling as though you may have met Jesus.

Their actions may sometimes border on insane, but with no active effort they therefore spread joy.
joy-spreader: (Shouted on leaving the train) Hotdogs and sunshine and reggae music and happiness!
joy-spreader by na1ndo8z May 10, 2011
n Slang for penis. The stick that provides much joy.
"Who wants to play with my joy stick"
"I'm just gona go have some fun with my joy stick"
"My joy stick doesn't work anymore"
joy stick by Ad0 June 23, 2007
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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