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Joy's rape

the act of forcefully fucking your spouse because you know she wants you too.
We got into an argument with Jane again so I Joy's raped her how she likes.
Joy's rape by K.i.M.u November 12, 2021
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soldier's joy 

Morphine, or perhaps Whiskey depending on the context.
"Gimme some of that Soldier's Joy, you know what I mean
I don't want to hurt no more my leg is turnin' green"
soldier's joy by MKat512 February 26, 2018

Hailey's Joy 

(noun) The excitement and happiness felt when witnessing or experiencing something rare or possessing a rare trait or item.
John: I found a random crystal on the ground.
Sam: Holy Moly, that crystal has a 1/347287473419338926472 of being found by a person, YOU'VE GOT HAILEY'S JOY!!!
Hailey's Joy by Boss Omnipan June 27, 2024

Dunning-Kruger’s Kill-Joy 

A guy who, due to ego or low intelligence, refuses to acknowledge that he didn’t get understand the joke, so instead resorts to insisting that there was never a joke in the first place. He will often criticize the intelligence of the person telling the joke on the basis that they were serious.
“Make sure not to use satire around that guy! He’s Dunning-Kruger’s Kill-Joy, he’ll trap you in an argument you never actually made!”

Let's Dance to Joy Division 

Song that apparently upset already depressed Joy Division fans. Kinda pathetic if you look at SongMeanings and similar sites and see their reaction to an indie band mentioning their brilliant band in a song. Oh, the song's also by The Wombats.
Teenager: Hey, did you hear that song Let's Dance to Joy Division? I love it!
JD fan: Fuck you, you don't have the right to listen to that kinda stuff... you little teenybopper.
Let's Dance to Joy Division by Atwood December 23, 2008

joy-spreader 

An individual met on trains with an effortless disregard for all conventions of society and so one who refuses to be brought down.
Will often engage in conversation with total strangers and with you, and their words may be sad, moving, joyous, outrageous and intelligent but impossible to disagree with. You leave the encounter feeling as though you may have met Jesus.

Their actions may sometimes border on insane, but with no active effort they therefore spread joy.
joy-spreader: (Shouted on leaving the train) Hotdogs and sunshine and reggae music and happiness!
joy-spreader by na1ndo8z May 10, 2011
n Slang for penis. The stick that provides much joy.
"Who wants to play with my joy stick"
"I'm just gona go have some fun with my joy stick"
"My joy stick doesn't work anymore"
joy stick by Ad0 June 23, 2007
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026
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