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jonique
jonique by JonazAndHerCake April 22, 2017
janique
A sexy, attractive chick with an alluring personality. They are friendly and humanitarian often times standing up for the underdog. Always known to be honest and loyal sometimes to a fault. Independent and intellectual janique's are critical thinkers and problems solvers.
Janique a very beautiful woman.
Jovanie
He is a guy who gets all the bitches.But the thing is that he is loyal and will do anything in his power to make his girl plzed.He has a huge dickand is good in bed and will love to smoke weed when he likes too,he has a cute smile, great attitude, and loves to make jokes,he might not be perfect but is so great to spend time with.
johnique
Mostly Geminis and usally are crazy as fuck and always are fun to be with and are always down for whatever someone amd don't care what people say or think about them ....... Most of the time you never want to lose them they are always the best friend you can ever have
Johniques are always the best friend and girlfriend you can have
I want that girl to be mine she's a Johnique
I want that girl to be mine she's a Johnique
johnique by Paisley casterphore June 5, 2016
janique
As to or Relating to Sexy or Sweet.Used in many foreign countries to show admiration for the opposite sex.
janique by Joey Smith August 29, 2006
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