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Jovaning 

Jovaning is when you ignore most if not all of the help & information given to you.
Bro's jovaning.
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To put down, or make fun of someone.
"Quit Joaning on me, or you'll get smcked."
joaning by Inquisitor911 May 4, 2005
Related Words
To J(joke) O(on) A(a) N(nigga)
I know this fool aint joaning
joaning by Dat Boi Trae September 21, 2006

Javaning 

To drink and waste money constantly while bitching about not having any money.
Come on dude, if you stopped Javaning you wouldn't have financial problems anymore.

The end of my Javaning phase marked a new start in my life of being a successful member of society.
talking about some one
Bob: james... i think im bout to get yo ugly ass lookin like the jolly YELLOW gaint.

James: Bob you not funny stop joaning
joaning by big D!(k August 26, 2006

Jevaning 

1. The act of being obliviously over-affectionate with your boyfriend/girlfriend in public, thus making all innocent bystanders/friends feel incredibly awkward.

2. Sucking face in public (or in general).
"Hey Bob, do you see that couple Jevaning over there in the corner?"
"Yeah man, it makes me want to stab my eyes out with a rusty spork."
Jevaning by iluvponees123 February 22, 2012
Engaging in long and generally awkward conversations.
Oh look over there, Stephanie is Joaning so hard.
Joaning by Gooeyness June 12, 2018
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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