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Batu Pahat Johor 

The most awful place on earth, even the word 'awful' is too holy to describe how unpleasant/unappealing that place is, need to wash both hands and mouth everytime we Malaysian type or say the name of that place. Most Malaysian refer the name 'Batu Pahat Johor' as something irritating and dreadful
Kamarul! Please flush the toilet after you use it! we don't wanna see and smell your Batu Pahat on the toilet bowl !!!!

Azri : Where did you go just now kamal?

Kamal : Toilet man, need to drop loads of Batu Pahat Johor in my tummy

I need to buy a new shoes, because i stepped on Batu Pahat yesterday, so disgusting!

John : Hey Jo, Where you rather go? Hell or Batu Pa-

Joseph : Mann don't finish that question! hell all day eryday!
Batu Pahat Johor by Bres Pump August 8, 2022
Related Words
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The act of falling down a flight of stairs as if you were a torpedo
Logan: Dude I just jotorped down the fucking stairs.

Dylan: You fucking dumbass.
Jotorp by pinche pendejo October 13, 2021
A very humble and kind being, who can go beast mode at any time, girls go crazy for him but he tends to steal other guys girls
Why u Jothaming my girl
Jotham by Elite.......?!?!#$@ April 23, 2018
Freaky Joe Jonas fans who have innapropriate thoughts involving Joe, whipped cream, handcuffs, etc.
That girl just tried to grab Joe's crotchal region! She must be a JoeHoe.
JoeHoe by officialjoehoe August 8, 2009

Johto Drone

These are people who grew up with the Johto Pokémon games (Gold, Silver, and Crystal) for the Gameboy/Gameboy Color. Similar to a 'Genwunner', they believe that only a set number of Pokémon exist (251 in total), and will disparage any Pokémon fan who like anything related to Pokémon past what Johto introduced, claiming that Pokémon 'died' after that.

Around 2008, these people had a prominent trait similar to a 'Hoenn Baby', in which they believed a remake of Johto would be the second coming. Nowadays, these people flaunt the superiority of their Johto remakes, disparaging anything before, or after them, claiming that they are perfect in every possible way.
Johto Drone: "Hey, what's your favorite Pokémon game?"

Normal Person: "Pokémon Black or Whi-"

Johto Drone: "Black or White? Play a real Pokémon game, like Crystal, or Soul Silver!"

Normal Person: "But.. the new Pokemon are cool..."

Johto Drone: "Anything past Celebi is a Digimon!! I remember when the Pokémon were unique and creative, and not these rehashes!! Johto Pokémon had the last good designs before it all went downhill!!"
Johto Drone by GGGGBabyBabyBaby February 2, 2013

Jobholm Syndrome

A paradoxical psychological phenomenon in which an employee expresses empathy and has positive feelings towards their dead-end job or abusive employer, sometimes to the point of defending it or being reluctant to quit.
EMPLOYEE: “Six years ago, when nobody wanted to hire me, this place gave me a job. Now I’m having doubts about giving them my two weeks notice tomorrow.”
FRIEND: “Your company sucks and you’ve been wanting to leave them for three years.”
EMPLOYEE: “I know, but it’s really not THAT bad.”
FRIEND: “You’re suffering from Jobholm Syndrome. I promise your life will vastly improve when you don’t work for those people anymore.”
Jobholm Syndrome by Emarcisak02 January 26, 2012