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The act of leaving high school with a high school student,your grandfather, his Egyptian fortune teller,a French man and a dog to go kill a 100 year old gay British vampire in Egypt with some spooky ghosts
He's been off for a long time, he's such a jotaro
Jotaro by Jojo freak April 11, 2019
1. A character from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures whose stand is Star Platinum.

2. Woman in Japanese
1: Dude, Jotaro is the best JoJo.

2: No way! I think it’s Joseph!
Jotaro by flexv3 March 18, 2020
A challenge made by an intellectual with goals ranging from first dibs of the soda in the fridge all the way to getting permission to ask out a friend's ex. This challenge is accepted by the other person by yelling "DIO" in a deep, angry voice. What happens after is unpredictable, and often chaotic.

This can also be a general greeting.
Use 1
Person 1: "JOTARO!"
Person 2: "DIO!"
(general chaos)

Use 2
Person 1: "JOTARO!"
Person 2: "DIO!"
Person 1: good talk.
Person 2: yep
Jotaro by IStoleYourWaifu July 12, 2020
Jotaro loves dolphins more than anything . He is a dolphinsexual.
Jotaro by Saitama 777 February 23, 2021
The main character in "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", part 3. His full name is Jotaro Kujo.
Jotaro is probably the most memorable character of the entirety of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, next to Dio.
Jotaro by FyterX December 23, 2019
A blue-haired guy that has to fight a gay vampire from 100 years ago because the gay vampire stole his grandfather's body and put a curse on you mom. He can also beat the actual fucking shit out of you.
Person 1: Hey Jotaro wanna eat at Mcdonalds?
Jotaro: SHUT UP, THIS GAY VAMPIRE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.
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Jotaro by wESTERWAM March 27, 2023
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