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joemalia
An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.
Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
joemalia by spilt_too_much_tea May 22, 2016
Jossalin
Jossalin's are very talented,playful, always wanting to help anyone out, smart, comical one of the best people in the world ,happy about life.BEAUTIFUL, but also stubborn as all
Jossalin by bubblegirl February 3, 2010
josalyn
Beautiful woman with a big heart. Is fascinated with sharp objects. Comedian. Extremely smart and wise . Very strong in every way . Most likely to get away with murder .
josalyn by Lauren Lee December 21, 2016
Josmarie
A girl who is both shy and outgoing. She loves to do new things but she isn't good at any of them. She is caring of other people before herself. She may think she is ugly but everyone knows she is one beautiful girl. She's also funny and her smile can bright up a whole room. She is kind but if you mess with her she could be a bitch. You don't wanna screw with a Josmarie. If you ever meet a Josmarie then you are one lucky person.
Josalyn
Josalyn is a beautiful girl with a kind heart. She’ll do anything for her friends and will love you forever
Josalyn by Hlp_dancer January 22, 2018
Josalynn
Kind-hearted, beautiful, loving, country girl who is down to earth, wears her heart on her sleeve, even on her days she will bring a smile to your face, just as beautiful in a tshirt and sweats as she is all gussied up
Josalynn by intheknowyaknow February 3, 2010
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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