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A. The act of messing around, especially in financial subject.

B. The act of being hopelessly single and unable to talk members of your preferred sex, usually pertaining to men in finance
A. He's been scrolling on the Bloomberg terminal news for an hour. He's totally Josing it.

B. This guy has a 100 coffee chat to date ratio. He's Josing it right now.
Josing It by Fiinance April 22, 2026
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Joshing it 

When you're playing Table soccer on Plato and either you or a guy named Josh keeps passing it and never let's you have a turn
Christian: shit I missed
Josh: ight cool time for a no turn goal
Gabe: JOSH QUIT JOSHING IT
Josh: *Scores*
Joshing it by ParryBEN March 19, 2019
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JOSHING IT 

Bobbing on a cock like a fishing bobber. minus the line tied to the ass. Also refers to giving it to or taking it in the ass from a man or from a man named josh. If youre joshing it yo might as well go 69 with your nextdoor neighboor because youll get the same amount of sexual shit diseases. SKUNK ASS
Damnit how come we dont have an xbox?
Jake was supposed to bring it but he is probably joshing it right now.
JOSHING IT by michael gohan December 27, 2006

Joseing it 

This type of player in video games is a unusual one. To Jose the player lands in a no names area of the map, or when they land in a area with a name, they tend to hide in corners and close doors.
Example 1
Omg bro they’re joseing it in the bathroom.
Example 2
Let’s land military

Jose: NAh fool to many people
Joseing it by Savage559pub June 4, 2018

joshing it 

The last ashy hit in the fuckin bowl man! That shit HURTS
"Who wants to josh it?"
I'm down for joshing it.
joshing it by JoshHitter3000 December 12, 2018

Joshing it 

Joshing it is when someone decides it would be a good idea to jerk off in someone else's closet.

The purest form of "Joshing it" is when you "Jerk it" to furry fox girl hentai in said closet.
"hey everyone, this guy is 'JOSHING IT' in there"
Joshing it by Casual Water March 14, 2025
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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