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Joshybear 

Zoe's nickname for Josh, the tall stepstool.
Zoe; OH JOSHYBEAR COME HERE AND LEMME KISS YOU
Josh: You'll need a step stool to reach these lips. my love
Joshybear by LololoFail August 18, 2009
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joshberg 

noun-a jewish chode who has a lot of "cool shit" with his drug money. takes pride in being a dick. is often found socializing with slutty stupid bitches and fat minions. it is not uncommon to want to kill a joshberg, and it wouldn't be hard since he only does upperbody at the gym.
DUDE STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING JOSHBERG!
joshberg by THE BERGANATOR May 2, 2011
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Joshyberri 

The sweetest human being on Earth, always makes you feel good about yourself and is always there for you. The perfect bestie, always loyal and hilarious and sweet. Endless patience and almost never gets mad at you(even when you deserve it). All around the best human being on Earth
girl 1: "is that the perfect friend you told me you had?"
girl 2: "oh yeah that is joshyberri"
Joshyberri by spideygirl1989 December 19, 2022
A happy, go-lucky girl who is always smiling!

She loves to have fun and to PARTAY it up with her gurlfriends! She is enerjetic, lovable, and crazay at times! Other times she can be shy, but shes always there because shes a great friend! She can also be a goody two-shoes at times...
There goes my good friend...

Shes such a joybear...

Yea mann...
Joybear by the fluffmaster!!!!!! ;) November 22, 2011

Johnbear 

The kindest, most caring man on earth. Grandkids adore him. His children cherish him. Friends admire him. Not a woman on the planet if they met him wouldn't want him as their own.Cuddles better then a Care Bear. Knows how to turn your frown upside down. But when any of these things get thrown off kilter... The meanest, furoious man to tangle with. He keeps the peace at all means.
Oh I don't know what I would do without my Johnbear

He loves, protects and watch out for me. I have never felt safer than with Johnbear.
Johnbear by pinkf1aming0 March 5, 2018

josheart 

she is josheart.
josheart by jshrtlgrt- June 7, 2021
Allah alkbar Josh Barre stole my car
JoshBarre farted in my car.
Joshbar by Joshua Barre fart April 18, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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