Johnbear

The kindest, most caring man on earth. Grandkids adore him. His children cherish him. Friends admire him. Not a woman on the planet if they met him wouldn't want him as their own.Cuddles better then a Care Bear. Knows how to turn your frown upside down. But when any of these things get thrown off kilter... The meanest, furoious man to tangle with. He keeps the peace at all means.

Oh I don't know what I would do without my Johnbear

He loves, protects and watch out for me. I have never felt safer than with Johnbear.

by pinkf1aming0 March 5, 2018

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johnbert

Johnbert is one of the most handsome man he is kind, loyal, faithful,honest,of the sweeties man you may know and a hard working

My classmate johnbert is one of a kind

by Legend of all legend June 7, 2021

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jonbear

A guy that is quite shy, but can overpass that by someone opening up to him. He is an outstanding person, and has a huge heart. He brings a girl into his life, and cannot just seem to let her go. He cannot live without love. He's the goddess of love and cannot let go of anything that was ever important to him. Jonbears tend to be ambicious and funny. Jonbears can be loved, but be careful because they're very sensitive to heart breaks! Don't ever let go of a Jonbear once you have one. They're very sweet and kind and can make you laugh once you're sad. Jonbears tend to get upset easy, so take care of them. Keep them safe.

person 1: is that jonbear?!

person 2: Yes :)

Person 1: ew he's weird!

Person 2: actually he's the sweetest boy I've ever met.

by gracefulruns8 January 4, 2014

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johnberg

it can mean anything you want it to mean. Origionally created by the heady rippers of glastonbury, it can refer to a person, or an activity. or pretty much anything.

"I'm gonna go johnberg around for a while, do ya wanna come with me?"

"What does this crazy johnberg think he's doing?"

by heady ripper June 22, 2004

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