Johnbear

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The kindest, most caring man on earth. Grandkids adore him. His children cherish him. Friends admire him. Not a woman on the planet if they met him wouldn't want him as their own.Cuddles better then a Care Bear. Knows how to turn your frown upside down. But when any of these things get thrown off kilter... The meanest, furoious man to tangle with. He keeps the peace at all means.

Oh I don't know what I would do without my Johnbear

He loves, protects and watch out for me. I have never felt safer than with Johnbear.

Johnbear by pinkf1aming0 March 5, 2018

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johnbert

Johnbert is one of the most handsome man he is kind, loyal, faithful,honest,of the sweeties man you may know and a hard working

My classmate johnbert is one of a kind

johnbert by Legend of all legend June 7, 2021

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jonbear

A guy that is quite shy, but can overpass that by someone opening up to him. He is an outstanding person, and has a huge heart. He brings a girl into his life, and cannot just seem to let her go. He cannot live without love. He's the goddess of love and cannot let go of anything that was ever important to him. Jonbears tend to be ambicious and funny. Jonbears can be loved, but be careful because they're very sensitive to heart breaks! Don't ever let go of a Jonbear once you have one. They're very sweet and kind and can make you laugh once you're sad. Jonbears tend to get upset easy, so take care of them. Keep them safe.

person 1: is that jonbear?!

person 2: Yes :)

Person 1: ew he's weird!

Person 2: actually he's the sweetest boy I've ever met.

jonbear by gracefulruns8 January 4, 2014

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johnberg

it can mean anything you want it to mean. Origionally created by the heady rippers of glastonbury, it can refer to a person, or an activity. or pretty much anything.

"I'm gonna go johnberg around for a while, do ya wanna come with me?"

"What does this crazy johnberg think he's doing?"

johnberg by heady ripper June 22, 2004

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jonbeard

the beard worn by Jon Walker, former Bassist of Panic! At The Disco. commonly associated with the Ryhawk.

"my dad is growing a jonbeard."

"DUDE that guy had a Jonbeard! lmao"

jonbeard by ThisIsRyanRoss July 8, 2014

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Johntearia Duncan

The one; Compassionate; Loving and caring ; queen; Queen Duncan; Business Women; Energetic and Uncommonly Committed

Johntearia Duncan is a very special individual also one of a kind. Johntearia is a beast !

Johntearia Duncan by Macs August 30, 2022

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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