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Josh Marsh 

We were playing four-square, and I went to give my friend a hug. This bitch decided to take my spot and make me go to the back. I said no and tried to get my spot in line back. He then kicked me so I went to grab his arm, but I accidentally got his lanyard instead. In trying to mess around by pulling his lanyard, I unintentionally broke his ID. I said sorry and then continued my day.
When we were in the gym after school, he was trying to get my lanyard so that he could break mine in revenge. I knew what he was doing so I did not give him my lanyard. Instead of cutting my lanyard, he decided to cut the zipper on my backpack that cannot be replaced. I TOLD HIM THAT I WAS SORRY WHEN I BROKE HIS LANYARD, BUT HE DECIDES TO DESTROY A PIECE OF MY PERSONAL PROPERTY?!
This is not acceptable. My family is poor.
Could I have gone to a teacher about this? Yes. But I don't like making a scene about little things. I am trying to be the bigger person about this.
Do I want him to be punished? Absolutely. But the faculty of my school will not consider this important.
My family had to save for almost 2 months to get the $40 for this backpack. My family can't afford extra expenses due to the fact that MY DAD HAS CANCER. MY DAD HAS CANCER. THIS IS NOT FUNNY TO ME OR TO ANYONE. MY DAD HAS CANCER, I'M A FEMALE, AND I GET UPSET EASILY. YOU MADE ME CRY. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?!

All I have to say now is... FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKING BASTARD!!!

p.s. I know I am being petty but I don't care
JOSH MARSH IS A FUCKING BITCH FOR MESSING WITH ME. THERE WILL BE REVENGE. SOMEDAY.
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Josh Marshal 

Josh marshal can be a wanker, makes sure he owns everything in a game, talks to 10 girls but can’t even pull 1
“Are you talking to josh marshal
“Yeah he’s a wanker
Josh Marshal by Josh marshal December 15, 2019
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