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Josephilia 

Defined as "/ˈdʒoʊzɪf, -sɪfˈfi.li.ə/"
Josephs Sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children, usually under the age of thirteen.

It is also used as a derogatory term for older people (Nevada) who want to have sex with the younguns.
David told me that a man (former women Josie "joseph") around the age of forty had Josephilia in them and I was like "What the fuck DAVID?!"
Josephilia by Dxnte! August 12, 2024

Josephina 

A sweet girl, shy, temporamental, honest, with an awesome sense of humour. She has an amazing smile and is considered the sexiest and hottest of all. She's everyone's dream girl and everyone immediately wants to be friends with her or date her. Totally loyal and is a one-man woman. She's perfectly imperfect
"I just met an awesome girl, funny, shy. I think I'm in love"
"Is she called Josephina?"
"How did you know?"
"That's how all Josephinas are."
Josephina by bootyfly April 30, 2016

Josephisims 

The collective utterances/sounds produced by a Joseph.
"Joseph stop using your Josephisims!"
Josephisims by DanoFundified March 31, 2017

Joonphilia

a kpop fan. you can use the word ”joonphilia” when describing a rat. you can also use it as an insult when a creepy man tries to attack you!
person 1: hi i like you
person 2: joonphilia.
person 1: ok.
Joonphilia by FrappSam December 31, 2020

josephina hawkley 

an autistic lil latino boy. he's actually rlly lanky, just has a little peepee. furthermore, major small dick energy but has like 5 girlfriends - has this weird obsession with this girl called analbelle tho. wears snazzy socks. oh i forgot that he's like 78% gay. he's really nice. when he comes to school high it means he just banged a chick bc he compelled them with his pedo smile.
"omG josephiNnnAAAaa!!! harder, hardER, HARDER!! ay dios mios, again josephina!"
"dang it's josephina hawkley"

Josephina 

a cute, adorable dog. maybe a pug for instance.
awwww, Josephina, yur so coot! <3 then you give her huggles, yey! <3
Josephina by Kassy-kat February 9, 2009

Tha Josephina 

The dumbest, biggest, beautiful bastard I know.
Damn, tha Josephina is of the hizzle fo shizzle my nizzle bizzle fizzle bitch fuck.
Tha Josephina by T-money fo real November 23, 2004
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