Snorting a seriously large amount of ketamine which causes a so called k hole and continuing to snort even more whilst in the k hole. This causes complete non response for hours on end, some embarrassing photos and a hella hella good time.
“Oh boys i can’t wait to get absolutely Josephd tonight”
hot bitch who has a short height but a long personality if u know what i’m sayin;) if you think she’s out of your league, you’re correct (unless you’re matthew gray gubler). if you have to ask her your favorite color, you’re never gonna be her friend. she is sexy and smart and her dark academia aesthetic will satisfy all your hot school fantasies. you can dream but you can’t touch. pay to get her nails done and MAYBE she might acknowledge you, but buy her a book and you have a pretty good chance at conversation with her!! but don’t think she’s mean, it’s actually just you feeling bad because it’s actually just you feeling bad about yourself.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'