Josephed

When a guy named Joseph breaks your heart

Joseph just dumped me after proposing last night. I have been Josephed, and my heart is shattered

by LazyyyRider May 17, 2022

Jesus Mary and Josephed

To get sooooo drunk you don't remember anything the next day.

Oh man, i was so Jesus Mary and Josephed last night, my head is banging.

by Nikki Hollie Yasmir January 12, 2008

Josephd

Snorting a seriously large amount of ketamine which causes a so called k hole and continuing to snort even more whilst in the k hole. This causes complete non response for hours on end, some embarrassing photos and a hella hella good time.

“Oh boys i can’t wait to get absolutely Josephd tonight”

by 5n1ff k3t September 3, 2019

josephene

hot bitch who has a short height but a long personality if u know what i’m sayin;) if you think she’s out of your league, you’re correct (unless you’re matthew gray gubler). if you have to ask her your favorite color, you’re never gonna be her friend. she is sexy and smart and her dark academia aesthetic will satisfy all your hot school fantasies. you can dream but you can’t touch. pay to get her nails done and MAYBE she might acknowledge you, but buy her a book and you have a pretty good chance at conversation with her!! but don’t think she’s mean, it’s actually just you feeling bad because it’s actually just you feeling bad about yourself.

“who’s that hot girl in the green sweater?”

“oh! that’s josephene.”

by matthewgraygubler’shoe September 27, 2020