A jorkous is a word for a member of a jerk squad. The word its self is a combination of the words "jerk" and "dork"
Other uses of the word could consist of "jork" which is used the same way jorkous would be used in a sentence, but is a shortened version, or "jorkouses" if you were referencing 2 or more specific jorkouses.
"Look at that jerk squad over there?"
"Oh, them. They are such jorkouses."
"See that one that is being really mean?"
"Yeah, he is the biggest jorkous of all of them."
"Ugh.... that jork!"
Jorge Jesus, manager of Fenerbahce, got his face carved on a watermelon by the club's chef.
The watermelon is now commonly known by the portuguese audience as "melão jorjus".
Popular Discord server, Refinaria, usually talks about how great melão jorjus is.
bro já viste o melão jorjus? eia ganda cena ele vai mesmo ganhar o turcão, fds
have you seen the jorjus melon? yes, he will really win the turkish league
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.