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Joeneer
Joeneer by ThePugLord December 18, 2018
Joeneer
Really sassy, big bully. She is a person that loves to flirt and hates any girl that goes in her way.
Joeneer by ThePugLord December 18, 2018
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Jorene
1. it is something that makes you laugh to the point of where you want to piss your pants.
2. Its basically the same as saying LMFAO!
2. Its basically the same as saying LMFAO!
I hate Valetines Day!
Why dude?
Because it is so dur dee dur dur dur and mushy stuff makes me want to vomit.
OMG! dude, that is so JORENE!
Why dude?
Because it is so dur dee dur dur dur and mushy stuff makes me want to vomit.
OMG! dude, that is so JORENE!
Jorene by Domenica Catizone February 7, 2010
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Jorence
You will never regret befriending her. She‘s a true friend and very protective. She would do anything to defend her friends. She‘s very famous because she‘s friendly and kind. She‘s a talented person, she write poems, stories and essays. She can write a poem within a minute. She will help you on any kind of things and she‘s not fragile, she knows what she wants. She‘s the ideal girl you would wish to have but sadly, she‘s too focused on her self and future. She has curly long hair and sassy voice.
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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