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Jordysexual

Sexuality attracted to only one person in the discord name jordy#0009
K.D: what is your sexuality
Mavros: My sexuality is Jordysexual
Jordysexual by MavrosDivus February 23, 2021
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Jordansexual 

A person who is so infatuated over the idea of Jordan that they believe no other player can ever compare to him. Despite overwhelming evidence and statistical proof, these people refuse to acknowledge that other players (Kareem, Bill Russel, Wilt Chamberlain, Oscar Robinson, LeBron James, etc.) have accomplished more than Michael Jordan. Most of these people have never a Jordan game.
"Dude, you never seen a Jordan game, but you say he's the greatest... you a jordansexual. Get off his nuts."

Jordansexual 

JordanSexual - Being attracted to the YouTuber JordanHatesLife.
John: What’s ur sexuality?

Bob: I’m Jordansexual!

John: What the fuck?
Jordansexual by JordanHL May 6, 2021

Jerrysexual 

A deep, innate sexual attraction to Jerry that overrides all other sexual orientations because Jerry is irresistible.
Yeah, I'm a Jerrysexual. I used to be straight but then I witnessed the beauty of our Lord Jerry.
Jerrysexual by Erwin DePanda May 14, 2021

Jordansexual 

A jordan sexual is a type of fan in the nba community that dickrides Micheal Jordan to the fullest extent. These fans are mostly old heads that brag about how good the 90s were and they say "jordan went 6-0 in the finals" in every argument. They dont use facts or stats in their arguments. They use feelings over facts. These people are also the biggest LeBron haters on planet Earth. They hate on LeBron for having a 4-6 finals record but always defend Micheal Jordan for losing in the first round. They have no knowledge of basketball.
Skip Bayless: Jordan went 6-0 in the finals and LeBron is 4-6, Jordans the greatest, and LeBron sucks.
Yeah Skip Bayless is the biggest Jordansexual ever.
Jordansexual by anonymous January 13, 2021

Jorsexual 

Im jorsexual
Jorsexual by Sabeeb October 3, 2021

Joeysexual

One’s sexuality based on the attraction and infatuation of Joseph G.
“Did you see Matthew over there? He’s totally JoeySexual”
Joeysexual by exstac December 7, 2022
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