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Jordan's 

Short for Air Jordan's. Air Jordan's; also known as Jay's, J's, or AJs are a brand of shoes produced by Nike which was designed for and endorsed by professional basketball player Michael Jordan.
Imma go get myself a fresh pair of Jordan's, gotta look fly so that chick accross the street will ask me out, yeahhh boii!!
Jordan's by Talia.x November 6, 2009

Jordan's 

Jordan's (girls) are beautiful funny tough funny amazing at sports and very smart. Jordan's are perfect in every way possible. People are always jealous about Jordan. Jordan's are very hipper and always happy and dream big, Jordan's are good friends to be with. Jordan's try there hardest for every thing, sometimes I'm BFFS with a Jordan and she is exactly like I described. I never want to let go of a Jordan
Jordan's by Real thoughts June 18, 2014

Jordan's 

Jordan's (girls) are beautiful funny tough funny amazing at sports and very smart. Jordan's are perfect in every way possible. People are always jealous about Jordan. Jordan's are very hipper and always happy and dream big, Jordan's are good friends to be with. Jordan's try there hardest for every thing, sometimes I'm BFFS with a Jordan and she is exactly like I described. I never want to let go of a Jordan
Jordan's by Real thoughts June 18, 2014

Jordan's 

Jordan's are most shoes most niggas have Jordan's are mostly 180$ in size 4 260$ in size 10 most people have more than 1 pair of jordans
Wooo dam them Jordan's fi
Jordan's by Wooo123 February 14, 2019

Jordan S 

She’s a pillow princess who shags every lad she sees eventhough she has many STDs
Mom 1 “My son goes out with Jordan S”
Mom 2 “I’ve heard of her she’s a right slag and she’s given loads of lads STDs”
Jordan S by Xx_Bender_xX March 31, 2024

Jordan's Butterfly 

A girl that is madly in love with a boy that doesn't really care anymore, even though she's trying to hard to show him that she's changing. The Jordan doesn't understand how delicate the butterfly is as her closest relationships due to years of her acts of stupidity. She is trying to win him back, but failing miserable. She just wants him to understand how much she loves, supports, and wants to be with him, no matter who tries to stop them.

She hopes she can win him back, but as the course of events fall in place. She is soon to die.
Jessica wants to be Jordan's Butterfly, but can never be and is dying.
Jordan's Butterfly by punkrebel91 January 11, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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