SmartHaircut's definitions

Tapped

Chase loveridge

Rory - “Oi nathan, you heard of that tapped cunt called chase”
Nathan - “Yeah mate heard he bin dives outside of matalan for his clobber”
Rory - “Tosser”

by SmartHaircut July 29, 2023

Dead trim

Charlie gostick

“Oi that Charlie don has a right dead trim”

by SmartHaircut June 29, 2022

Jordan’s

A small shoe that comes from a small brand

“ do you guys like my Jordan’s??”
“ no Harley, you look like mushy peas”

by SmartHaircut June 29, 2022