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Johannisburg Pinto 

Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.
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A Joannie is very beautiful girl who is very shy at first but she acts herself around he people she trusts and knows she is sweet kind and sometimes she is mean but that’s not really often she is weird she has beautiful brown hair and brown eyes she doesn’t hate anyone she has a lot of boys falling for her but she just concentrates on one she is a great friend she is loyal she loves the boy she’s with very much she loves cats and she is very sensitive sometimes things people say hurt her feeling but she holds it in she is always with a big smile sometimes she takes things as compliments and when her friends don’t have a smile she finds a way to put a smile on their face she helps people with their issues but she doesn’t her herself at the end of the day Joannie looks back at what she did wrong or weird looks at herself in the mirror and laughs
Girl1: hey I don’t feel like talking right now

Joannie: hey why happens who do u want me to punch or are u just sad because your hungry you might be come I’ll cook food
Joannie by Unknown 901 January 30, 2018
A very sexy and cute ass guy that is always a gentleman and shows respect. Obsessed with shoes and style and always on fleek. Smart, athletic, and loyal all the time. You always need a jovanni.
Omg is that jovanni..... he is soo boyfriend material.”
Jovanni by Lexi_sherbett103 December 3, 2018
A being that is, to put it simply, buff as hell
"Wow, you sure are joannic, aren't you?"
joannic by DuskSilver January 19, 2023
Is a guy that gets all the hoes and the best at soccer.
Also one of those funny guys witch is also handsome.
1. I wish I was Jovanni.

2. I wish I was as good at soccer.
Jovanni by Hoes all over me December 20, 2016
A girl who has a particularly large heart and benevolent nature. She is loved by all who know her and loves all those close to her with an ardent persistance. She is good at keeping her loved ones safe and making sure they are always content. She is most likely to be a doctor, nurse, humanitarian or environmentalist. She is also lively and animated and an excellent conversationalist.
I am sad tonight, it must be because Joanni is not here.

Joanni would make the world's best sister.
Joanni by Onetime1234happy2day September 22, 2011