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Johannisburg Pinto 

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Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.
Stop being a 'Johannisburg Pinto
Johannisburg Pinto by MyMomBigGaylol? February 21, 2018

Joannie

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A Joannie is very beautiful girl who is very shy at first but she acts herself around he people she trusts and knows she is sweet kind and sometimes she is mean but that’s not really often she is weird she has beautiful brown hair and brown eyes she doesn’t hate anyone she has a lot of boys falling for her but she just concentrates on one she is a great friend she is loyal she loves the boy she’s with very much she loves cats and she is very sensitive sometimes things people say hurt her feeling but she holds it in she is always with a big smile sometimes she takes things as compliments and when her friends don’t have a smile she finds a way to put a smile on their face she helps people with their issues but she doesn’t her herself at the end of the day Joannie looks back at what she did wrong or weird looks at herself in the mirror and laughs
Girl1: hey I don’t feel like talking right now

Joannie: hey why happens who do u want me to punch or are u just sad because your hungry you might be come I’ll cook food
Joannie by Unknown 901 January 30, 2018

Jovanni 

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A very sexy and cute ass guy that is always a gentleman and shows respect. Obsessed with shoes and style and always on fleek. Smart, athletic, and loyal all the time. You always need a jovanni.
Omg is that jovanni..... he is soo boyfriend material.”
Jovanni by Lexi_sherbett103 December 3, 2018

joannic 

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A being that is, to put it simply, buff as hell
"Wow, you sure are joannic, aren't you?"
joannic by DuskSilver January 19, 2023

Jovanni 

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Is a guy that gets all the hoes and the best at soccer.
Also one of those funny guys witch is also handsome.
1. I wish I was Jovanni.

2. I wish I was as good at soccer.
Jovanni by Hoes all over me December 20, 2016

Joanni 

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A girl who has a particularly large heart and benevolent nature. She is loved by all who know her and loves all those close to her with an ardent persistance. She is good at keeping her loved ones safe and making sure they are always content. She is most likely to be a doctor, nurse, humanitarian or environmentalist. She is also lively and animated and an excellent conversationalist.
I am sad tonight, it must be because Joanni is not here.

Joanni would make the world's best sister.
Joanni by Onetime1234happy2day September 22, 2011
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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