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Joannick 

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Joannick is a handsome man with a level of brilliance that no one else on the planet can match, and his sense of humour is unrivaled. Most of the time, people are captivated by their own brilliance and have no choice but to adore it and hence value it fairly. According to the ancient Egyptian gods, everyone who bears his name is destined to be great.
What a lovely man, his name is Joannick, and I wish I could be friends with someone of his caliber.
Joannick by Mathys' mother November 23, 2021
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Jannicke 

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Jannicke is a awsome girl, everywhere she goes she is the biggest babe in the room!
All the other girl are jealous of Jannicke, she is super cute.
Person 1: I feel a babe in the room!
Person 2: Yeah, Jannicke is here.
Person 1: Oh, I understand.
Jannicke by lifesaver November 8, 2012
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Related Words
Joannick • jannick • Jannicke • joannic • Johnnick • Johnnicka

jannick 

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The kindest and most honest soul you'll ever meet. Once you found a jannick you should never let them go, as they deserve to be treated with respect and love.
Has been through quite some shit, but never lost the kindness in his heart. Treats everyone with resepect. Once you fuck up he might still seem nice but he won't hesitate to throw things. No matter how bad you messed up he would still never hit you, as he hates violence.

Jannick is calm and relaxed, he will love you if you love him. And he deserves so much love.
A: Oh wow look, jannick!
B: Oh that guy, I love him. I hope he's well and happy.
A: Man, me too, he deserves the world.
jannick by devilishlynice October 19, 2019
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jannick 

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The most sexy and handsome guy alive who is good at everything. And has a gargantuous penis, so he can fuck dozens of girls at a time.
Do you like Jannick? Of course who doesn't!

Geez man i wish i could be like Jannick!
jannick by Ilker99 February 27, 2017
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joannic 

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A being that is, to put it simply, buff as hell
"Wow, you sure are joannic, aren't you?"
joannic by DuskSilver January 19, 2023
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Jannick 

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Super cool ginger, has a lot of black friends. Jannick is a black person trapped in a white body
Anton: Ay whats up my n****
Jannick: Sup man, how you doin bruh, you wanna smoke some weed later, skrrt
Jannick by Lucas Angelu April 2, 2019
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jannick 

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Jannick is a sexy Motherfucker
Jannick is sexy
jannick by BetContract January 2, 2017
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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