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a male who thinks he is Oprah Winfrey and who has come to the rationalization that he meets the following criteria:

1. that people will look past talent, skill and experience to love the real broken down you.

2. he believes that crying - not laughter is the best medicine.

3. wishes secretly he was a radio DJ, Bret Michaels, or a baby again - breast feeding from Pamela Anderson.
My coworker Jack lost it today - he gave us all cheese, coupons, and a picture of him using the Porta Potty, what a Joprah.
Joprah by uzi_ March 17, 2009
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jorah mormont 

Wow, Mark, Alice treats you like Daenerys treats Jorah Mormont on Game Of Thrones.

That's good, right?

Not if you want to fuck her, it's not
jorah mormont by Night King August 9, 2017
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Jorahaly 

An exceptional being who has mastered the art of swordplay, conquered the world of demons, and a hit with all the ladies.
That guy is such a Jorahaly!

My penis is a Jorahaly.
Jorahaly by TheGreatCereal May 20, 2009

Jorah Lali 

a dummy dum who plays hockey and lacrosse and has an unhealthy anime obsession
"Bro you're being such a Jorah Lali right now"
Jorah Lali by Yellow Jelly February 15, 2022
This girl is so amazing. she always makes cake and yeah. She is very pretty and sarcastic, and has a good sense of humor and style. She is a future filmmaker or fashion designer, and loves roasts. you will find Jorah at a library or at her house, for she despises traveling. yo love this Kidd
Jorah Rox she so Kool and hot and sassy
Jorah by very berry butts May 4, 2018
Most amazing name ever, Sometimes refferd to as the king of everything.
Japrah, Man, Are you the kid Japrah or something.
Japrah by crazyfrog April 18, 2008
super nice; amazingly pretty; a person unnaturaly good at trumpet; a phenomonal friend; trustowrthy; uncommon but beautiful name; Uber- duber cool;
First Example:

A-"See that girl over there? Yeah, her. I'm thinking about going up and talking to her..."
X-"She's a Jorah, go ahead, you'll like her."

2nd Exapmle.

You can always tell a secret to a Jorah; your secret is safe with them.
Jorah by Jew=] January 14, 2009
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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