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Joot Joot 

To take a pen or toy and use your imagination with it. Created by Matt Fertitta and Josh Anest.
I joot joot all the time with my cousin Josh Anest.
Joot Joot by Matt F April 14, 2004
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What people call Jotaro from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures for some reason
Person 1: Who’s your favorite JoJo?
Person 2: Joot Is definitely the most badass JoJo which proves he’s the best JoJo.
Joot by Slick_One81 September 9, 2020
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Joot Rod 

A person with roller coaster like emotions, usually beginning with intense anger bursts followed by extreme joy as if someone flipped a switch. Excessive talking of the douche dialect. Commonly known to be of spanish origin.

A person who doesn't handle their alcohol well. Jackass induced behaviors after consuming a minimal amount of alcohol.
Boss was so annoying today, he's such a Joot Rod.

That Joot Rod is rolling around on the floor again, how much did he have to drink?

He's looking a little lopsided in the scrot department, very Joot rod-like
Joot Rod by yeaisaidthat4 June 30, 2011
I got in a k hole, JOOT
JOOT by Teeps1 January 10, 2020
Oi let me come lick ya joot
Joot by Jaken95 June 6, 2020
a vagina, colloquially refered to as a 'joot'
1. "show us ya joot!"
2. "she had a tight little joot"
joot by Mr.Oxford March 23, 2008
A sweaty scrotum resulting from a hard day's work.
In particular, the odour produced by said scrotum.
"I scratched my sack, now my hand smells like joot"
"You're a dirty joot"
joot by Steggs July 16, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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