Definitions by Mr.Oxford

jock mort 

rhyming slang for good sort - when sung refers to the whereabouts of a hot chick

"jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort"

jock mort by Mr.Oxford March 23, 2008

joot

a vagina, colloquially refered to as a 'joot'

1. "show us ya joot!"
2. "she had a tight little joot"

joot by Mr.Oxford March 23, 2008