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The act of receiving an alcohol enema, known as getting joosed.
Man, I could use a good joosin', I needs to get drunk from the bottom-up!
joosin' by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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joosin' • joogin • jookin • Jooping • jonsing • Jooning • Joozin • Josing • Joofin • Jooging
Small talk. Clowning around. Having convo. Believe it’s Nola slang
I’ll be josin you today
Josin by Sickwitdafashion June 5, 2018
A multi-meaning word which originated as prison slang in Louisiana, particularly South Louisiana and is primarily used in those areas.

Josing can be defined as the following:

1. Serving time in jail or prison.

2. Participating in an activity or distraction, particularly in jail, which makes the time seem to pass faster.

3. The act of joking at someone else's expense, especially in jail but also used in street context.
(Variation 1)
"My boy been josing for 3 years off a gun charge."

(Variation 2)
"Man if we could smoke in the parish jail we'd be straight josing."

(Variation 3)
"We was straight up josing off that boy all day - he got drove as fuck."
Josing by BR Phat March 4, 2013
To make moves, to get out and hustle, to grind, to work hard and have a good work flow.
Example: A person or a crew can have a plan to do something so they get going making plans and actually physically making moves that make gains towards a goal the person or group have.

Example we was with Bezzels joogin through the streets of Atlanta"
Joogin by Bezzels August 6, 2016

Joosting 

When two men run at each other naked with their dicks out.
"Man, Patrick and Holden had a joosting contest On Crossing Swords. Patrick won! It was a hilarious sight!"
Joosting by Known2Bite June 16, 2020

Joozinek 

The Southpark synonym for a hot chick, a stripper or a hooker, used by aliens. In the Southpark episode 'Cancelled', the boys travel to an alien planet far far away only to realize that the universe is just a weekly TV show aired on FOGLE TV, an alien network, and is supposed to be cancelled !
The aliens refer to the hot strippers in the night club as 'Joozineks'.
Alien 1: Would you look at the heglars on that joozinek?
Alien 2: Oh yeah ! I would hit that all night long !
Joozinek by Kratos4eva June 7, 2011
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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