Jooper 

A trustworthy person that is with you whether you need them or not, someone who has a huge amount of IQ and is highly intelligent due to curiosity, also has high self-esteem that helps them make friends anywhere any day and anytime they want or need, Joopers can also adapt to their environment really quickly making them learn at a superhuman speed, these people are omniverts notably thriving alone or with company making them the star of every conversational gatherings, some have nice voice, some can dance, but all have unique talents, all of them are girl magnets and good flirters, also called as the most loved creation of God these people are almost perfect if not for the fact that they are psychopaths

hey, you're a "Jooper" aren't you?

Jooper by JackINTHEBOX06 January 21, 2022

Jopper 

Jopper is the pairing between Joyce Byers and Jim Hopper on the show Stranger Things. It has garnered more attention over time, with some cast members, including David Harbour and Millie Bobby Brown, supporting the ship.

Person 1: What's the pairing between the Chief and Joyce called?

Person 2: Jopper.

Jopper by ThrowawayST July 25, 2019

Jooner 

A member of the Jewish mafia, who is also a gooner. The Jewish Gooner Boys.

Person 1: You better watch out, that guy is connected with the mob. He's a jooner.
Person 2: It's ok, he's too busy gooning all day to care about me.

Jooner by MarkPooksh May 20, 2023

joepert 

A joepert is a person who defends the choices he or she made after they prove to be bad decisions. They will often go to great lengths and convoluted explanations to convince people that the choice they made was correct although they are already suffering from the negative effects.

He told his wife that she was fat. He still thinks it was the right thing to do even though he now lives on the street. He is such a joepert.

joepert by Matsumatsu February 11, 2015

Hoober Joober 

Like a zombie but faster, smarter and they live in the forests or underground. The term is used to describe when you are so scared in the wilderness that you start to think that actual half beast half human zombie creatures are going to prey upon you and your companions.

Have you seen The Descent? Yea that was like the best portrayal of a hoober joober ever.

Hoober Joober by ZetaS September 6, 2009

Jodpert 

Annoying kids(usually ranging from 5-10) who always stare at you and you always want to punch them excessively till they bleed.

Common places where you can spot them are at shopping centres, where they usually scab around and beg their parents to get them some annoying childish magazine or some stupid immature toy.

Oh crap, it's a jodpert.

Oh my god it's a rampage of jodperts!

Jodpert by slipzell January 14, 2009

jonper 

Sweetest most happy person ever. Everyone’s friend. Loves family and is so fun to be with. Very cute and smile brights up the day.

My friend jonper is the the best person ever.

jonper by Jonper October 20, 2020