Jonny Apples
Jonny Apples by Krazie Jon February 25, 2008
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if johnny has 5 apples
It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader
XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???
you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....
you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....
if johnny has 5 apples by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 25, 2023
Johnny Appleseed
Verb. The action of a dude spreading his seed across no less than three states. This may be accomplished by actions such as a road trip. The vehicle of choice is a van, granted a bicycle and a dumpster in the back alley will suffice.
Disclaimer: It must be a different women per state. "Women" in Montana don't count due to their manliness. Animals don't count. Family members don't count.
Disclaimer: It must be a different women per state. "Women" in Montana don't count due to their manliness. Animals don't count. Family members don't count.
Johnny Appleseed by AK-Nick July 20, 2009
Johnny Appleseed
A man who doesn't wear condoms when having sex with women he hardly knows. Derived from the expression of how a man "plants his seed" to impregnate a woman. "Johnny Appleseed" can also be used to refer to a man who has many children by many women.
"Mike refuses to wear rubbers with any chick he has sex with. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."
"Levon has baby mammas all over town. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."
"Levon has baby mammas all over town. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."
Johnny Appleseed by Bolo919 April 13, 2009
Johnny Apple Stem
When after anal sex (with a man or a woman), a man goes to urinate and a little brown "stem" (resembling an Apple Stem) pops out of his penis.
So I fucked this bitch in her dirty asshole last night and when I was done corn holing the broad I went to take a piss and a Johnny Apple Stem popped out!
Johnny Apple Stem by Porno Donkey March 2, 2010
Johnny apple weed
the residue left after smoking a bowl pack out of an apple pile its made up of half burnt green drenched in apple juice
Johnny apple weed by DeCoY189th November 13, 2010
Johnny Appleseed
To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.
Johnny Appleseed by Darko October 5, 2004
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