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A BEANER WHO IS 6’7 has a BIG COCK 34 inches

73 Pack abs and BIG MUSCLE MILLIONAIRE AND IS A MODEL HAS 7 girlfriend including your Mom and grandma

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Jonmarco by Mrmarzman November 22, 2021

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Jonmarco

A BEANER WHO IS 6’7 has a BIG COCK 34 inches

73 Pack abs and BIG MUSCLE MILLIONAIRE AND IS A MODEL HAS 7 girlfriend including your Mom and grandma

jonmarco is cool

Jonmarco by Mrmarzman November 22, 2021

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Johnmarco

slightly gay individual, hilarious, good looking in a GQ kind of way. has his own gravitational pull, and if you look at him too long you are in danger of becoming addicted.

1. Wow, Johmarco is soooo funny.
2. Is Johnmarco gay?
3. It almost feels as if Johmarco is pulling me into his orbit.

Johnmarco by lsighlsdhglsdi January 3, 2010

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Dirty Johnmarco

When a man puts Tapatío hot sauce, guacamole, and meat on a woman’s vagina and sucks her vagina with the toppings

I received the Dirty Johnmarco

Dirty Johnmarco by ricewithduhspringroll April 28, 2020

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Jonmarcos

I really be that nigga

“Oh him? Oh yea that’s my nigga Jonmarcos.”

Jonmarcos by The Don Dejesus November 22, 2021

jomarco

A super caring person that is extremely selfless and cares more towards friends and family more than himself. May not be the most handsome guy in the world, but is charming and smart (to an extent at times). A Jomarco is super friendly infact, that he is one of the most respected among his friends.

Jomarco is friendly, that anger and hate is not an option!

jomarco by The1stcoming November 21, 2021

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Janmarcos

Janmarcos is that guy who’s always in a good mood and is really good at sports, also cares for his friends and family and is definitely a people person.

You’re just like that guy Janmarcos trying to help.

Janmarcos by Urban info November 22, 2021

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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