Jongaroos

The calm before the storm, the foreboding moans of the midsection, intestinal outcry, belly beligerance;

When your stomach is rumbling and you know its going to be explosive diarrhea.

"Oh dear, my tummy is jongaroos after that chicken mole sushi roll."

by Lunatic468 December 28, 2018

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Jengamoose

noun: 1. A modest person who is extremely potent, badass and awesome.

2. A dutch mythical creature that commonly lurks in the red light district of Amsterdam, Netherlands. It is a bipedal, balding humanoid that enjoys challenging prostitutes and others in a game of soccer. First discovered in 1984, this nocturnal beast is still undefeated and considered to be the greatest soccer player in the universe.

verb: The act of removing the pants of an opponent and viciously ramming a knee into the anal cavity, resulting in a howl similar to the mythical creature of the same name.

Arjen Robben plays soccer like a Jengamoose. He's the man.

Eric can fuck like a Jengamoose.

I'm hemorrhaging because Mark jengamoosed me.

by J3n96m005e July 12, 2010

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JonCarlos

JonCarlos is a gorgeous,gentle giant with a sweet disposition and trustworthy heart. He's loyal to a fault to those he cares about but don't let his gentle nature fool you..you DO NOT want to cross him or those in his circle the wrong way cause he is not afraid to show you his dark side.

That guy did a JonCarlos on you! You never shoulda messed with him!

by Glow45699 June 17, 2021

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JONGbros

JONGbros are KAI and CHEN from Global boy band EXO. They are given this nickname because both of them has 'JONG' in their real names and both of them are the best in their position as THE BEST DANCER and THE BEST MALE VOCALIST.

Person 1 : who's gonna attend smtown concert in Tokyo Dome?
Person 2 : SUHO and JONGbros!

by HurDaddy May 6, 2022

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