Jondus

A sexually transmitted disease that you can get only by buttsex.

I had buttsex with kate last night and I think I gave her jondus.

by Jsols December 25, 2008

Jonus Bonus

An iteration of the well-known Shocker maneuver. While applying the Shocker, you mad add the Jonus Bonus (aka Jo-Bo) by tickling the females clit with a flicking of the thumb. The strength and severity of the tickling depends solely on the dirtyness (and to some extent) size of the girl.

Dude, she was really feelin it so I slipped her the Jonus Bonus. It was grade A brah!

by thatjgirl January 19, 2010

Jongus

Northern English slang-term for an overweight middle age man with a tendency to sleep with younger, teenage women.

Person 1: "I heard he slept with an 18 year old the other night.."

Person 2: "yeah he's a jongus"

by Brian The Pirate February 14, 2022

jondis

another term for majuana. jondis is short for marajondis

Example: hey bro, pass me that jondis

by shayne88 April 9, 2010

Jonius

Someone who has a wide knowledge of the Jonas Brothers

"Nick Jonas' starbucks addiction is Green Tea Frappuccino's"
"Wow Helen you are a Jonius"

by Sami11 September 28, 2009

jonus

a penis, especially in the pub

OCL can buff my fuckin' jonus.

by Starrbarr September 29, 2005

the jonus

the penis, especially in Publishers

girls in the pub love the jonus

by Starrbarr September 23, 2005