jonbo

Noun: Jonbo, often misspelled Jombo or Jonobo.

Jonbo spins some corrosive techno tracks while serving up some fire fajitas on his chill time.

Brah1: Yo, are you gonna go to Jonobo?

Brah2: Jonbo b2b Bonobo??

Mejia: Nah Jonbo brooo..he gonna be spinning at The Spot.

Bro Its Jonbo

jonbo by Jperez006 November 23, 2021

JOBOL 

Similar to LOL'ing when you see something funny online, you JOBOL when you see some totally hot barely legal or MILF material while surfing on a laptop... Put simply, you Jizz On Back Of Laptop.

Dude, did you see that picdump with all the amateurs I sent you?
Oh yeah, I JOBOL'ed while looking at that pr0n

I hadn't punched my clown for a few nights, and when I saw that new vid of Kim Kardashian I JOBOL'ed so much I almost ruined my laptop.

JOBOL by Beekussey Silvahj March 25, 2010

JonBams

JonBams refers to the oldest twitch streamer on the platform, as of 2020 he is 50 years old. He streams occasionally and mainly plays Minecraft

Dude 1: "Hey bro! Have you seen that old guy on twitch?"
Dude 2: "The one with the neckbeard and a dented head?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, JonBams! He's awesome"

JonBams by brubhub November 7, 2020

doing a jono 

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.

Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"

doing a jono by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006

Doing a Jono 

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).

"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"

Doing a Jono by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006

Jobo

Something that no one can define or answer; jobert; jobaih

Bruh ur such a Jobo! Nah bro ur a jobert!

Jobo by Jobert Jobo May 22, 2019

JonBams

A god streamer amongst men.
Most used when talking about a chill streamer.

A: Do you know any streamers that are JonBams?
B: Probably TimTheTatman.

JonBams by Petrxs August 13, 2019