Jonas hater 

Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.

an example of something you may hear from the mouth of any so called 'Jonas hater' when prompted:

"I think for myself."

Enough said!

Jonas hater by SlimTony June 9, 2009

Jonas Hater 

(noun.) A person who believes he/she is superior or more intelligent than someone who listens to the Jonas Brothers. It is eerily similar to the beliefs of Adolf Hitler on the Aryian race. Usually listens to metal or classic rock. also see neo-nazi

Jonas Hater: wow you like the Jonas Brothers? You will never get into college

Fan: What does music taste have to do with intelligence

Jonas Hater: .... Well it's been proven

Fan: It's also been proven that it isnt *shows statistics*

Jonas Hater: I can't read that graph

Fan: and I'M the unintelligent one?

Jonas Hater by vygostky February 28, 2011

Jonas Hater 

A person, mainly boys between the ages of 12-24, who hates the Jonas Brothers because they can get girls. These boys usually have girlfriends or EX girlfriends that love the Jonas Brothers. These boys usually cant get girls themselves. They are extreme jealous types.

Boy 1 - The Jonas Brothers are sooo gay. They can't write music.

Girl 1 - Just because they have more girls that love them than you will ever have in your entire life doesn't mean you have to hate them. Why don't you follow them hun.

"Why do Jonas Haters exist?"

Jonas Hater by xJBx April 10, 2009

Jonas Brothers Hater 

Anyone who got a least a taste for real music

Some Bitch"Fuck you!!, Jona brother are hot and know what their singing,you Jonas Brothers Hater!!" Me(having a conversation about i don't like the Homobrother and then interrupted by a 13 year old girl that came from no where)" Know what they singing?!!,then don't know what their singing first it about sex,then go on about purity ring,if you want music try Frank Sinatra" Some bitch"Who that singer that my dad like?, old and not music!!" Me"Sigh" they know nothing these day"

Jonas Brothers Hater by Nelson666 September 7, 2009

Jonas Brothers Hater 

The retard above me is tottally wrong about them. A Jonas Brothers Hater is someone who has hit puberty, unlke the person above me who is probably a nine year old girl like the rest of the Jonas Brothers Fans. This is someone who has a good taste in music and has lots of friends because they have a good taste in music. Guy Jonas Brothers fans dont like them because most actually know a good singing voice, Girl Jonas Brothers hate them because of the same reason and also have a better taste in men unlike their fans who drool over their 3 centimeter dick's.

Jonas Brothers walk by...and a bunch of 9 year old girls follow.

Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Wow look at those faggots, even I could sing better than them.

Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: They are so ugly, I feel sorry for all those 9 year old girls drooling over their 3 centimeter dick.

9 year old girl: Shut up! Ur just jelous because your not as famous as they are! Your just jealous! (x10).

*9 year old girl gets beat up by both of them*

Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Hey wanna go out?

Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: Sure!

Jonas Brothers Hater by Im A Jonas Brothers Hater August 22, 2009

Jonas Brothers Hater 

Someone who doesn't have a fuckin life so they sit around making fun of the jonas brothers. Why? Because they have no friends and try to make them feel better by making fun of people who actually have talent. Guy haters are just jealous because the jonas brothers can actually get girls. And girl haters don't actually hate them...they just pretend to because they want attention and want others to think that they're cool.

Jonas Brothers walk by...and a bunch of girls follow.
Boy: The Jonas Brothers are so gay (I'm just jealous because I can't get girls.)
Older Girl: Omg, I hate the Jonas Brothers (Omg, I love the Jonas Brothers...but I can't tell anyone because i'm trying to hard to be cool)
Younger girl: You guys are Jonas Brothers Haters.

Jonas Brothers Hater by PrettyYoungThing6 July 20, 2009

Jonas haters

Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.

an example of something you may hear from the mouths called 'Jonas haters' when prompted:

"I think for myself."

Jonas haters by SlimTony June 8, 2009