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Jonafart
When you fart out of your mouth. This happens when your anus is blocked, usually by a log of poop. Your body is forced to push out the gas through your mouth. Often not pleasant because the jonafart can cause foul tastes in your mouth. They happen 5-10 times a year.
Jonafart by CongoJSpin December 19, 2011
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Jonafaggot
Jonafaggot is a gay lord who likes to suck malaysian 44 inch dicks and keep saying ''your mom does that everynight.'' trying to cover his gay secret.
Jonafaggot by Gay_jonathan March 20, 2019
Jonafan
A jonafan is the Jonathan’s inner sassy queen. He can easily rock a ponytail and some crazy glasses without being called gay. You can talk about anything with a jonafan without it becoming awkward. He can be a grumpy bitch at first but when you get to know him he’s a real beauty inside. He’s funny, kinda smart, generous and he has muscles for days.
we love u jona.
we love u jona.
Girl 1: did u see that guy with those cool sunglasses over there?
Girl 2: Yeah he’s so sassy.
Girl 1: he must be a jonafan
Girl 2: Yeah he’s so sassy.
Girl 1: he must be a jonafan
Jonafan by aCharlotte July 11, 2019
jonafan
Jonafan is another name for Jonathan. He is the baddest bitch out there, yet the sweets guy you’ll meet. Caring, funny, smart the list goes on... if you find a jonafan, you are lucky my friend not many people deserve him.
Jonafab is jonafan’s sassy alter ego with an amazing taste in sunglasses. That’s it my dude. He’s not gay.
Jonafab is jonafan’s sassy alter ego with an amazing taste in sunglasses. That’s it my dude. He’s not gay.
jonafan by aCharlotte July 19, 2019
Jonaiya
Jonaiya by cupcakes and apples November 21, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.