CongoJSpin's definitions

Fuggov

The compressed version of the term "fuck off'.

Just fuggov!

by CongoJSpin September 16, 2019

Jonafart

When you fart out of your mouth. This happens when your anus is blocked, usually by a log of poop. Your body is forced to push out the gas through your mouth. Often not pleasant because the jonafart can cause foul tastes in your mouth. They happen 5-10 times a year.

(Fart Sound) I farted out my mouth, It must of been a jonafart.

by CongoJSpin December 19, 2011

Rip a shit

When you fart while simultaneously passing a log of poop through your anus

Ill be right back, I have to go rip a shit

by CongoJSpin September 15, 2017

Diet Smoke

When you want to have a smoke, but only want to smoke a small amount either to preserve the item you are smoking, or because you are on a tolerance break.

I'm trying to smoke less but I need a puff so I'm just gonna go out for a Diet Smoke

by CongoJSpin September 16, 2019