Definitions by CongoJSpin

Diet Smoke 

When you want to have a smoke, but only want to smoke a small amount either to preserve the item you are smoking, or because you are on a tolerance break.

I'm trying to smoke less but I need a puff so I'm just gonna go out for a Diet Smoke

Diet Smoke by CongoJSpin September 16, 2019

Fuggov 

The compressed version of the term "fuck off'.

Just fuggov!

Fuggov by CongoJSpin September 16, 2019

Rip a shit 

When you fart while simultaneously passing a log of poop through your anus

Ill be right back, I have to go rip a shit

Rip a shit by CongoJSpin September 15, 2017

Jonafart 

When you fart out of your mouth. This happens when your anus is blocked, usually by a log of poop. Your body is forced to push out the gas through your mouth. Often not pleasant because the jonafart can cause foul tastes in your mouth. They happen 5-10 times a year.

(Fart Sound) I farted out my mouth, It must of been a jonafart.

Jonafart by CongoJSpin December 19, 2011