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A jonafan is the Jonathan’s inner sassy queen. He can easily rock a ponytail and some crazy glasses without being called gay. You can talk about anything with a jonafan without it becoming awkward. He can be a grumpy bitch at first but when you get to know him he’s a real beauty inside. He’s funny, kinda smart, generous and he has muscles for days.

we love u jona.
Girl 1: did u see that guy with those cool sunglasses over there?
Girl 2: Yeah he’s so sassy.
Girl 1: he must be a jonafan
Jonafan by aCharlotte July 11, 2019
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Jonafan is another name for Jonathan. He is the baddest bitch out there, yet the sweets guy you’ll meet. Caring, funny, smart the list goes on... if you find a jonafan, you are lucky my friend not many people deserve him.

Jonafab is jonafan’s sassy alter ego with an amazing taste in sunglasses. That’s it my dude. He’s not gay.
Person 1: I met a guy named jonafan, do I need to say more?
Person 2: girl you’re so lucky, damn
jonafan by aCharlotte July 19, 2019
Jonatan is the Word for ”Big Dick”
My name is FRICKIN Jonatan Guys.
Jonatan by BitchLasagne May 8, 2019

Jonafart 

When you fart out of your mouth. This happens when your anus is blocked, usually by a log of poop. Your body is forced to push out the gas through your mouth. Often not pleasant because the jonafart can cause foul tastes in your mouth. They happen 5-10 times a year.
(Fart Sound) I farted out my mouth, It must of been a jonafart.
Jonafart by CongoJSpin December 19, 2011

Jonafaggot 

Jonafaggot is a gay lord who likes to suck malaysian 44 inch dicks and keep saying ''your mom does that everynight.'' trying to cover his gay secret.
Jonafaggot is a gay faggot.
Jonafaggot by Gay_jonathan March 20, 2019
He is a very creative boy, they like to paint, draw or find a way to express their art.

Jonatan is different from other boys his way of dressing is original, he thinks that identifies his ardent personality with which he captivates many women although his main attraction is his brown eyes the way his gaze impacts leaving everyone intimidated.

Never give up, fight for what you want until you get it can get confused but never lose. It is characterized by its stubbornness that is what can annoy other people over time tend to accept it
Freak and cute

Who is?

it’s Jonatan
Jonatan by Beautifulpoison January 26, 2020

Jonatan Bergström

Jonatan is 17 and president of Rasbo Kil KKK. They meet up at sunday afternoons when Jonatan usually bring fika and small boys he picked up from Uppsala Centralstation.
Jonatan is not a charismatic guy but kind of disgusting.
Oh run there is Jonatan Bergström.
Jonatan Bergström by Isak Forsberg December 8, 2021
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