jumbonic

something that is so huge its beyond jumbo sized.

Wow that chicks diamond is jumbonic, I'm surprised she can lift her hand up.

by roomate s dirty girl January 12, 2010

Jumboner

1. Jumbo + Boner = JUMBONER

2. Massive erection

I have a jumboner right now.

by big worm14 August 17, 2008

jumbone

To fuck a fat chick, usually to distract her while your friend tries to score with her hot friend.

I was playing wingman when Dave hooked up with Kelly, so I had to jumbone her friend.

by Mutt the Dog November 19, 2007

jumbone

a. a really large boner
b. a puppy chew

Man, that girl with the pert rack gave me a hell of a jumbone.
The man threw the jumbone at the dog's head.

by christine February 05, 2004

Jumbone fever

Obsession with large male genitals. Jumbone: coccus maximus

She couldn’t stop staring at the bulge in his crotch and drooling. That’s right, she had jumbone fever.

by 3hourtour May 19, 2024