If the joint's still lit 

Indicating proud ownership of the fact that one is taking advantage of a situation should said situation provide itself available.

Are you still receiving unemployment insurance? If the joint's still lit.

If the joint's still lit by SpeakingOfSegues January 13, 2011

Jerker's Joint

The pain in a man's arm after masturbating for an extended period of time, usually in the elbow or wrist.

Person 1: Hey, you down to help me type this essay out? It's due-
Person 2: Can't, bud. I have Jerker's Joint. I need to get some rest.
Person 1: That's disgusting. Why would you tell me that?
Person 2: *puts dominant hand on P1's shoulder* Because my arm hurts.
Person 1: Is this what I think it is?
Person 2: Yes. Yes it is.

Jerker's Joint by Grudge5678 October 13, 2019

Plumber's Joint 

A joint rolled with a stick in the middle that is ultimately pulled out to help air flow through the joint and to prevent canoeing.

"I rolled this plumber's joint with a toothpick and it pulls like a motherfucker"

Plumber's Joint by _coca_cola_cherry_ August 20, 2018

God's Joint 

The 'God's Joint' is a joint that combines all variations of cannabis, such as resin on the paper, herbal, bud and solid mixed with baccy, lightly topped with pollen. This joint will supply one with a most joyful high and a very long mong at the end.

Jefferson: S**t that smells good!
Peterson: I know right, try smoking it...
Jefferson: Mhhhmm, what is it?
Peterson: It's God's Joint, man.
Jefferson: Give it here man!

God's Joint by MashMaster December 16, 2010

let's ice this joint

Basically the same thing as "let's leave".

Randy: Man this party blows.

Lahey: Yeah let's ice this joint and grab some cheeseburgers.

let's ice this joint by Jim lahey July 18, 2014

It’s hot as a mug in this joint 

To say it’s hot.

“Mug” being a shortened version of mother fucker
And “joint” being another word for ‘place’

*Temperature in room: 95 degrees
Damian: *dying* “it’s hot as a mug in this joint”
Everyone else: *sweating* “right!”

It’s hot as a mug in this joint by Ceiling.above December 27, 2020

let's blow this joint 

To leave a place quickly and go smoke a joint.

This is boring, let's blow this joint. I got some weed in my car

let's blow this joint by NOTACOP July 20, 2011