If the joint's still lit
Indicating proud ownership of the fact that one is taking advantage of a situation should said situation provide itself available.
If the joint's still lit by SpeakingOfSegues January 13, 2011
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Jerker's Joint
The pain in a man's arm after masturbating for an extended period of time, usually in the elbow or wrist.
Person 1: Hey, you down to help me type this essay out? It's due-
Person 2: Can't, bud. I have Jerker's Joint. I need to get some rest.
Person 1: That's disgusting. Why would you tell me that?
Person 2: *puts dominant hand on P1's shoulder* Because my arm hurts.
Person 1: Is this what I think it is?
Person 2: Yes. Yes it is.
Person 2: Can't, bud. I have Jerker's Joint. I need to get some rest.
Person 1: That's disgusting. Why would you tell me that?
Person 2: *puts dominant hand on P1's shoulder* Because my arm hurts.
Person 1: Is this what I think it is?
Person 2: Yes. Yes it is.
Jerker's Joint by Grudge5678 October 13, 2019
Plumber's Joint
A joint rolled with a stick in the middle that is ultimately pulled out to help air flow through the joint and to prevent canoeing.
Plumber's Joint by _coca_cola_cherry_ August 20, 2018
God's Joint
The 'God's Joint' is a joint that combines all variations of cannabis, such as resin on the paper, herbal, bud and solid mixed with baccy, lightly topped with pollen. This joint will supply one with a most joyful high and a very long mong at the end.
Jefferson: S**t that smells good!
Peterson: I know right, try smoking it...
Jefferson: Mhhhmm, what is it?
Peterson: It's God's Joint, man.
Jefferson: Give it here man!
Peterson: I know right, try smoking it...
Jefferson: Mhhhmm, what is it?
Peterson: It's God's Joint, man.
Jefferson: Give it here man!
God's Joint by MashMaster December 16, 2010
let's ice this joint
let's ice this joint by Jim lahey July 18, 2014
It’s hot as a mug in this joint
To say it’s hot.
“Mug” being a shortened version of mother fucker
And “joint” being another word for ‘place’
“Mug” being a shortened version of mother fucker
And “joint” being another word for ‘place’
*Temperature in room: 95 degrees
Damian: *dying* “it’s hot as a mug in this joint”
Everyone else: *sweating* “right!”
Damian: *dying* “it’s hot as a mug in this joint”
Everyone else: *sweating* “right!”
It’s hot as a mug in this joint by Ceiling.above December 27, 2020
let's blow this joint
let's blow this joint by NOTACOP July 20, 2011
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