If the joint's still lit

Indicating proud ownership of the fact that one is taking advantage of a situation should said situation provide itself available.

Are you still receiving unemployment insurance? If the joint's still lit.

If the joint's still lit by SpeakingOfSegues January 13, 2011

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Jerker's Joint

The pain in a man's arm after masturbating for an extended period of time, usually in the elbow or wrist.

Person 1: Hey, you down to help me type this essay out? It's due-
Person 2: Can't, bud. I have Jerker's Joint. I need to get some rest.
Person 1: That's disgusting. Why would you tell me that?
Person 2: *puts dominant hand on P1's shoulder* Because my arm hurts.
Person 1: Is this what I think it is?
Person 2: Yes. Yes it is.

Jerker's Joint by Grudge5678 October 13, 2019

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Plumber's Joint

A joint rolled with a stick in the middle that is ultimately pulled out to help air flow through the joint and to prevent canoeing.

"I rolled this plumber's joint with a toothpick and it pulls like a motherfucker"

Plumber's Joint by _coca_cola_cherry_ August 20, 2018

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God's Joint

The 'God's Joint' is a joint that combines all variations of cannabis, such as resin on the paper, herbal, bud and solid mixed with baccy, lightly topped with pollen. This joint will supply one with a most joyful high and a very long mong at the end.

Jefferson: S**t that smells good!
Peterson: I know right, try smoking it...
Jefferson: Mhhhmm, what is it?
Peterson: It's God's Joint, man.
Jefferson: Give it here man!

God's Joint by MashMaster December 16, 2010