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Look guys! My elbows are joimt
Joimt by Gunkbonk October 19, 2023
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JOINTASTIK

🔥That the JOINT was rolled AWSMTASTIK or used to express that you're down for a JOINT💨
Vincent rolled that joint better than good.. JOINTASTIK
Let's toke this joint first..JOINTASTIK
JOINTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 15, 2019

Coffee joint 

Coffee joint is like a joint, except it's for coffee. You roll a piece of paper and light the joint then light the stove with it. You then proceed to make coffee in a stovetop espresso maker. Coffee is not possible without the coffee joint.
I lit the stove with the coffee joint, then I made coffee in the stovetop espresso maker.

Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee!
Coffee joint by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2020

Jimtober 

The birthday month of none other, the beautiful, jaw dropping Park Jimin!
ARMY #1:Guess what?

ARMY #2 :It's Jimtober
Jimtober by Park_Seonghwa&Jimin October 20, 2019

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy 

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
nishiki: 10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

Zombie Joint 

A joint that you have put inside of a typical metal pipe, then smoke out of the pipe until the whole joint is douched in resin. Can smoke up to an hour.
Zombie joints have a really scary high
Zombie Joint by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016

Bong joint

Joints that are thick and not very long, like a chode. They're inevitably shit.
Joe: Hey David do you mind rolling?
David: Yeah no problem, I'll roll a fat joint. It'll smoke really well.
Nishanth: Oh fuck he's rolling another bong joint, thats a shit joint right there.
Bong joint by Smoke_weed_everyday October 11, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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