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Someone who watches anime too much and is afraid to show it and also tries to boost their internet points.
That guy of there is being a johnzeh
Johnzeh by John zeh August 15, 2014
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Name who loves nature, animals, music. He/ she is an example of person who is loving care as a part of family, friendships and also a god fearing,kind fragile, sensitive person but he/she is fine, when everybody is happy.
Johnzelle is genuine person.
Johnzelle is nycthophile.
Johnzelle is lovable.
Johnzelle is worth it.
Johnzelle by Jhaja June 7, 2021

Johnmehr 

the guy you dont know is telling the truth.

Or the guy that is an fucking asshole and a savage.

Or the good guy but you rather wont talk to
Hey that's Johnmehr .
guy: He owe me 4 bux.
guy 2: He's a fucking asshole BUT a goddamn savage!
guy3: he's a nice guy but i'll rather dont talk to him.

DJ johnzee 

a dj who plays non-stop god-awful music at parties. the fact he considers himself a DJ should make all real dj's want to kill this kind of person. he also would be a strong candidate for exception into the johnzee fund
dj johnzee plays 80's music and bad rap, someone break his computer
DJ johnzee by the kang February 24, 2004

johnieheren 

that is riding the grass with a chocomouse in your hand while it is 9 degrees outside
Mom, me and dad are gonna johnieheren!

johnzeil 

He's very sweet, caring and passionate. He tends to be selfish at times but still gives his best effort. Impulsive but mends the problem after.
He's Johnzeil, the love of my life.
johnzeil by Liz-sensei August 17, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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